You take a dip... You tell a joke to Wailord and Wailord was really happy about your joke that he gave you _________.

You take a dip... You see Golurk poison Wailord using Toxic so you give Wailord an Antidote. Wailord was so happy that he gave you _____.

I added around 20 more, thanks for your suggestions.

You take a lucky dip and wailord shoots himself with nuke wailord turns into 2934 points Congragulations!

Today Wailord seemed generous enough to give back your ____ you lost a while ago. Thanks Wailord!
It's a bird! No it's a plane! No it's Wailord pouring ____ all over the place!
You see a Do Not Touch button and hesitated to touch it then gave it press dropping tiny Wailord's spitting out ______.

You take a dip... Wailord opens his mouth exposing a saliva covered PSY who exploded into....
You take a dip... You get gobbled up by Wailord... A wild Elevator Guy appears from the tall grass and starts pelvic thrusting... Wailord faints and explodes into....

You take a dip... and was about to put it in your mouth but you noticed you were not holding nachos, but a _____{item/cash/coins/pokemon}

You see a "rare colored pokemon". It doesn't try to run so you throw a masterball and catch it. When you go to get the masterball and it pops into "small amount of currency or a dislike pokemon".

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You take a dip... The legendary pokemon can feel your power and have granted you with x2 battle exp for 1 hour? Maybe this could be one

You were eating a vanelite ice cream with cherubi on top right in front of wailord..
He asked for some and you agreed to give him just 1 lick....his tongue was really strong
That it licked your head off...he felt bad and gave you

An arceus
50k coins...xD

You take a dip...Wailord licks your face and within the saliva you found _______!

You take a dip...A Shiny Arceus appears and you catch it with a master ball. You wake up from your dream finding _____ under your pillow!

You gave wailord a pecha berry, then suddenly he threw up... Justin Bieber came out. Justin Bieber sang and wailord and you exploded into...

Please use this. It is funny. I just thought of it.

You take a dip, you find a thousand coins. A Mankey takes them from you and drops 50 coins.

You tell Wailord a joke, he laughs so hard that he coughs up a Golden Rayquaza. It turns into a Golden Ditto. You catch the Golden Ditto, only to find out that it was a regular Zorua.