Well i accept it.
A person is about to force you to join their clan,what do you do?

I kick them in a inaporpiate spot and I take over your clan if you have on what do you do?

I make a smart and witty comment about the kind woman that gave birth to you and rage quit, whilst doing this a cat is using your shoe as a restroom, what do you do?

IT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! *nukes world*

I tie you with platinum coils and clay as hard as rock in your sleep. Your arms and legs are tied together, whilst your torso is stuck, both in the same situation as your limbs, but also superglued to a nuke devised to explode the entire universe! You wake up blindfolded, triple taped muted, with no blunt objects around you, wearing only leggings with no pockets, pocketless shirts, and nothing with pockets. You are stuck in a room, with no doors, windows, or any exits. Your only hope is your short fingernails and your trusty donut. What do you do?

I try PK Starstorm, and blows up everything. I recreate the world, and everyone is my slave. I make you all live in Cardboard boxes, and keep you all in eternal pain. All you have is a paperclip, and a pencil. What do you do???

I wrap the paper clip around the pencil. It becomes a great wand to defeat you.

"I'M DEFEATING YOU! IM POINTING MY WAND AS HARD AS I CAN,!!!!!1!"
What do you do?

I try PK Teleport and stay in Hawaii. I try PK Freeze and freeze you. You have nothing now!
What do you do?

I sit on you.

I am still sitting on you. I ate your source of magic, and I just ate three bean burritoes. What do you do?

I already poisoned those bean thingys what do you do?

You can't eat my psycic powers. I shake thohirs hand and call in Jeff to get me a gun. You were then trapped in a cage. I point the gun at you and about to pull the trigger. What do you do?

I break the fourth wall. I appear behind you and stab you. I throw up the poison, contaminating your body. You slowly die off, and the world rains its peace.

I eat your head. What do you do?

Rewind time and shoot you.
I give you a shinyvaporeon, what do you do?

I jump for joy and hack you a RainbowHo-Oh, and then override the codes so no-one would know.

Da Man hands you the GlitterDialga, and it stomps on you looking for food. What do you do?

Kill it before it stomped on me, duuuuh
I'm running out of ideas, what do you do?

I use time lapse to gain my damage life back to normal again past 5 mins if you trade me your pokemon and give to me for free and it happens you dont accept my trade back cause your pokemon has pokerus