(STAPH! *Puts ducktape on his mouth and ties him to a chair*)

(Not. A. Word.)

(I AM GARY OAK! ASH KETCHUM SUCKS! | HOW THE FREAK ARE YOU EVEN DOING THAT!?)

(I CAN TALK WITH MY EYES!)

(DATS IT! *Gets out a Tommy Gun* I'mma pump your ass FULLA LEAD IF YOU DON'T SHADDAP GARY!)

(OMG! I spit my drink when I read that! xD | *singing* I AM GARY OAK! MY GRAMPA'S A PROFFESSOR! ASH KETCHUM SUCKS! OHWOWOWO! I AM THE AWESOME GARY OAK! MY GRAMPA'S A PROFFESSOR! ASH KETCHUM REALLY SUCKS BAD! IIIIIII AAAAAAM GAAAAARRRYYY OOOOOOOAK AND IIIII AM AWESOOOOOOME! | Me: -_-')

(*Puts a blindfold on him*. *Silence*)

(*Shoots off Gary's Knee caps and actual knees* >.>

(*Silence*)

( MY DAD'S MAD AT ME BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD TYPING THIS AND READING IT! XD | IIIIIII AAAAAM NOOOOT DONE WITH THIS SOOOOOONG YET! I AM GAAAARRRRY OOOOOOOOOAK! I AM AWESOME! MY GRAMPA'S A PROFFESSSOR! A PROFFESSOR OF POOOOOOKEEEEMOOON! WHOOOO-OH-OH! I AM GARY OAK! ASH KETCHUM SUCKS! | SERIOUSLY GARY! WHAT ARE YOU SINGING OUT OF NOW!?)

(Oh thank Mew. (To me, Mew is the True God pokemon))

(MY BLOOD)

(AWMG! MAKE IT STAHP! IT'S HURTING MY BLOOD! | OOO-WHOAH-WHOAH! IIIIII AAAAAAM GAAAAARRRYYYYY OOOOOOOOOAK! IIIIIII AAAAAAAM GAAAAARRRRRYYYY OOOOOAK! OOOOOOH YEAH! IIIIIII AAAAAAM GAAAAARRRRRYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOAK! *silence* |Is he done? | TIEM FOR A NEW VERSE! *singing* OOOOOOOOOOOOH! | *SCREAMS*)

(DIE MODDA EFFA!)

(BUUURN! *Sets Gary on fire, and straps a Nuke to him and detonates it*)