The 'Buttniks wouldn't answer.

I pulled out an NES Zapper and had it pressed against Evil ham "I'll shoot it." I warned the 'Buttniks

(You pressed a what now against the ham?)
The 'Buttniks looked away, trying not to cry.
The first set of 'Buttniks stared crying.

(The "Gun" for the NES, it's called the NES Zapper :3)
"Tell me where Eggmin is or the ham gets shot!" I told the 'Buttniks

The second set of 'Buttniks turned to look at Eggman's boot. One pointed to it.
The first set was still crying.

"What 'bout da boot." I questioned the 'Buttniks

The one that pointed to it said something in hippo that translated to:
"He's in the boot."
Another slapped him and said something in whale that translated to:
"You idiot! He WAS in the boot, but he got away, remember!?"
"Uh. I think you speak 'Buttnik. What are they saying?" Silver asked.

"Apparently he was in the boot, But then escaped." I said

"In the boot, as in you shrank him and shoved him in there, or in the boot as in he had it on, and then got away?" Tails asked.
The 'Buttniks spouted something untranslatable in howler monkey.

"I cannot even translate what they said that time." I said

"IF only they spoke it more fluently..." Sonic muttered. They said something else in elephant.

"I think they're just 'Buttnik Bickering" I say

The second group of 'Buttniks started screaming at each other in elephant, whale, and howler monkey. Then, the first punch was thrown. It was a complete riot after that. The first set of 'Buttniks were still crying over the ham. But when one of the second set punched one of them, they joined in with the fight.
Everyone had a blank look on their face.

I shot the ham with the Zapper and the Evil Ham went friggen EVERYWHERE.

The 'Buttniks let out a somewhat joyful scream, and went after all the Evil Ham pieces scattered throughout the OW.