*Class*: ♪Shut your f**king face uncle f**ka!♪
Mr. Garrison: Alright class, lets start the day off with some math. What's 5x2?
Clyde: *raises hand*
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Clyde?
Clyde: 12?
Mr. Garrison: Okay now, let's ask someone who's not a complete ret*rd.
Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: (Mocks) I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison.
Kyle: Shut up fatboy!
Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat you f**kin' Jew!
Mr. Garrison: ERIC! Did you just say the F word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he means f**k, you're not supposed to say f**k in school you f**king fat*ss.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f**k not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said f**k again.
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Mmmf! (F**k)
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: Why not? It doesn't hurt anyone- f**k f**k f**kity f**k f**k!
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to see the school councelor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my b*lls?
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry- what I said was *Megaphone* How would you like to suck my b*lls, Mr. Garrison?
Stan: Holy sh*t, dude.

YMSF(Duh what that stands for, I'll be using this abbreviation from now on), when I walked around her, I was lost! YMSF, when she sat on my IPhone, it turned into an IPad.

YMSF, she jumped up, and when she landed it caused a global earthquake. :I

I have a racist joke and a Yo mamma joke.

YMSF when she uses Splash, it DOES DAMAGE.

So, an Indian, a French Canadian and a English Canadian go camping, They were all good friends, So the Indian suggests to throw something they have too much of into a fire, They all agree, So the Indian throws some twigs in, and they're all happy, The French Canadian throws in a Cresaunt, and they're all happy, then the English Canadian throws the French Canadian into the fire.

Ok!So A Preist,Army Dude,and a Teacher go on a plane,The plane is falling so they had to give up something.The Preist throws away a Bible(What a waste!Yes I'm a Christian)The Army dude thros a Bomb,and the teacher throws a Desk.When they landed,3 kids go up to them.One says to the teacher,I needed a hard surface,and a desk fell in front of me.A kid went to the Preist and said,I needed help and a bible fell on me!The Kid went to the Army Dude and said,I farted and my house blew up!

Yo mama so fat when she jumped, she got stuck

YMSF when she jumped, it caused the Grand Canyon.

YMSF, when she jumped the world split in two.

YMSF, she caused the Dinosaur Extinction.

YMSF, she blocks out the sun.

YMSF, She makes Accurately sized Wario (Bigger than the universe itself)Look Skinny!

YMSF, when she sat down, the universe exploded.

YMSF she contains the universe in her fat folds.

YMSF, she IS the universe!

YMSF, when she goes to the beach, people try to push her back into the ocean :3