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April 25, 2014 12:19:53am
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*Class*: ♪Shut your f**king face uncle f**ka!♪
Mr. Garrison: Alright class, lets start the day off with some math. What's 5x2?
Clyde: *raises hand*
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Clyde?
Clyde: 12?
Mr. Garrison: Okay now, let's ask someone who's not a complete ret*rd.
Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: (Mocks) I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison.
Kyle: Shut up fatboy!
Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat you f**kin' Jew!
Mr. Garrison: ERIC! Did you just say the F word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he means f**k, you're not supposed to say f**k in school you f**king fat*ss.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f**k not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said f**k again.
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Mmmf! (F**k)
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: Why not? It doesn't hurt anyone- f**k f**k f**kity f**k f**k!
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to see the school councelor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my b*lls?
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry- what I said was *Megaphone* How would you like to suck my b*lls, Mr. Garrison?
Stan: Holy sh*t, dude.

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April 25, 2014 12:38:27am
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YMSF(Duh what that stands for, I'll be using this abbreviation from now on), when I walked around her, I was lost! YMSF, when she sat on my IPhone, it turned into an IPad.

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June 20, 2014 2:00:34am
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YMSF, she jumped up, and when she landed it caused a global earthquake. :I

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June 20, 2014 3:59:34am
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I have a racist joke and a Yo mamma joke.

YMSF when she uses Splash, it DOES DAMAGE.

So, an Indian, a French Canadian and a English Canadian go camping, They were all good friends, So the Indian suggests to throw something they have too much of into a fire, They all agree, So the Indian throws some twigs in, and they're all happy, The French Canadian throws in a Cresaunt, and they're all happy, then the English Canadian throws the French Canadian into the fire.

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June 20, 2014 5:18:42am
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Ok!So A Preist,Army Dude,and a Teacher go on a plane,The plane is falling so they had to give up something.The Preist throws away a Bible(What a waste!Yes I'm a Christian)The Army dude thros a Bomb,and the teacher throws a Desk.When they landed,3 kids go up to them.One says to the teacher,I needed a hard surface,and a desk fell in front of me.A kid went to the Preist and said,I needed help and a bible fell on me!The Kid went to the Army Dude and said,I farted and my house blew up!
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June 21, 2014 8:49:07pm
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Yo mama so fat when she jumped, she got stuck

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June 21, 2014 11:20:12pm
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YMSF when she jumped, it caused the Grand Canyon.

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June 22, 2014 2:22:36am
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YMSF, when she jumped the world split in two.

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June 22, 2014 2:28:48am
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YMSF, she caused the Dinosaur Extinction.

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June 22, 2014 3:09:12am
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YMSF, she blocks out the sun.

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June 22, 2014 5:07:23am
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YMSF, She makes Accurately sized Wario (Bigger than the universe itself)Look Skinny!

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June 22, 2014 5:13:12am
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YMSF, when she sat down, the universe exploded.

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June 22, 2014 6:20:11am
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YMSF she contains the universe in her fat folds.

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June 22, 2014 8:27:20pm
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YMSF, she IS the universe!

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June 22, 2014 8:53:57pm
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YMSF, when she goes to the beach, people try to push her back into the ocean :3

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