*Gets Revolver and headshots self*

You are eaten by a Bulbasaur

I make it vomit.
You are stuck inside another dimension. You don't get to pick, and you can't go back to your own.

*Gets shotgun and headshots self*

You are in a 1mm by 1mm box

I punch holes in it.
You're stuck inside of a fish. You can't kill yourself, but if you escape, you'll drown.

I escape but live because you said I can't kill myself

Your in a broken elevator

But it was magically fixed because you used the wrong your.
(oohoho Grammar Nazi attack.)
You're falling off a cliff. You don't have anything with you except the clothes on your back.
(I'll help you a bit. Your = posssesive. Ex: Your character. Your food. Is this your pen? You're = a contraction of you are. Ex: You're funny. He thinks you're nice. You're going to her party, right? Does this help? :P)

(*Stares at blankly before falling asleep*)

I climb to the top using my Canadian powers.


You're stuck inside a Duck

I poke it until it let's the 'quack' of dawn in and I escape.
(Lol see what I did there?)
You're stuck on train tracks. The train is literally inches away from hitting you. And yes, it IS on the same tracks as you.

I teleport onto the train and put YOU on the Train tracks and tie you down with wires because YOU HAD TO MAKE A BAD PUN!

You are tied down to the same train tracks I was on, and is in the same predicament as myself, only tied down with wires.

I break them and roll off the tracks at the last second.
You are being held over a tank full of sharks and piranhas. I have used anti-teleportation rope, which means you can teleport away. You are slowly being lowered into the tank.

Sharks and Pirahnas like me, Plus I'm wearing the Zora Tunic. So nothing happens

You're inside of a Ponyta

I get out. :I (Don't ask.)
You have the choice to either jump off a 100-foot bridge into a lake, or jump off a 1,000-foot cliff onto cement. You can't NOT do it, and you can't use powers.

I jump into the lake and live because you used a double negative.

You are tied to a pole and are slowly being lowered into a Bulbasaur's mouth, and you can't use any powers and have no super abilities.

(Can't NOT in the way I used it means you can't decide you won't take either challenge.)
I yell at it and scare it off.
You are about to be punched in the face.

But it's oposite day

You are being lowered into a fish tank full of man-eating Magikarp