"We break the fourth wall. Shinxey if you don't undo it I will come in your room at night and kill you." I say. "That should work, or I'll have Nezzy post a horrifying picture of me with an axe in my head."

(Why me? xD)

"Because you can do something about it. " Ace says.

"Now you're breaking the fourth wall." I said.
"Who the frack is that!?" Blaze yelled, pointing to me.

"What do you mean, I've been breaking the fourth wall the entire time?" I say.
(I think I'm going to do Ace as pov)

"Well now you're doing it again." I replied.
Blaze gave me a blank look.

"Do something or I will find you and probably eat you." I say, sharpening my teeth.

"How the fark am I supposed to even do this? Look what you've done!" I yelled, pointing to the disaster.

"I dunno, but I'm hungry. " I say.

I threw a giant box of chocolate at Ace.
"EAT CHOCOLATE!" I yelled.

"I only eat meat..." I say, "And no I will not be your Valentine."

"Where the frack did that even COME from!? It's not even in a heart-shaped box!" I yelled.
I tossed a deer at Ace.
"Eat that then." I muttered.

"People taste better. " I say.

I threw my least favorite teacher at Ace.
Blaze was dumbfounded.

I ate the teacher without question.