"You are jealous though!" Grounder yelled.
"I just sighed and rolled my eyes. We walked towards the 'Battleship Arena'.

(My 3DS is being a Slowmo and an idiot. :l It keeps spamming "COMMUNICATION ERROR" 24-7. :l)
I looked at the Arena

(I got that twice. And it kicked me out both times for a few minutes. :L)
Four ships were floating in the water.
"I call this one!" I yelled, running to the biggest one.
"And I call this one!" Grounder yelled, wheeling (since he has wheels and not legs. :P) to the smallest one.

I got into the Submarine (There's ALWAYS has a submarine in Battleship)

(There's always has a submarine? 0.o? There is/has always has a submarine. That doesn't make any sense... Maybe *There's always been a submarine? ^-^' )
Three 0's appeared on the holographic game board.
"That means we can start!" I told the other two over the radio in my ship.
(Just a side note, the game starts with the ships a bit away from each other.)

(Oh sorry, Thinking 2 things at once again [you must login to view images] I'll change that later I meant there's always is a Submarine in Battleship)
I fired at the front of Grounder's ship

He fired back 4 missiles at Metal's ship, but one hit what was left of the front of his ship and it sank.
"Told you." I told Metal over the radio.

"I noticed." I said, All of Grounder's missiles missed my ship and I fired 5 missiles at Scratch's ship

I fired 5 missiles back as a counter to the ones coming towards me.
There was a blip on the radio.
"You cheater!" Grounder yelled from his end of the radio.
"That wasn't fair!"
"And he calls ME a sore loser..." I muttered.
"It's your fault too Scratch! You shouldn't have let him do that!" he yelled back.
I fired a missile in the direction his boat was in.
"Sorry. Couldn't hear you over the explosion." I said, right after it exploded.

I fired more missiles at Scratch

I fired more missiles to counter those as well.
I checked the score. It read:
1 0 1.
"Baha ha haaa! We're tied! But not for long!" I laughed, firing about 10 more missiles.

Grounder was still whining about cheating.

I fired more missels to counteract the explosive missles, Then unleashed Zebra Musscles onto Scratch's ship, and they clogged his turrets and other guns and stuff, I fired missles at him afterwards

(Wait, you fired what? xD)
A submarine surfaced, and took the hit from the missiles.
"Now I KNOW you're cheating! I haven't even gotten a chance yet!" Grounder yelled from his end of the radio. A few sizzles were heard as well.
"I guess that idiot found the sub..." I commented. I walked to the bottom area of my ship and got inside the sub that was located there. I launched it.
The scoreboard was:
1 0 2.
I fired a torpedo each at the other two subs. Grounder tried launching a counter attack, but it hit his own sub. Again.
"You're so rude!" he yelled on the radio.
(I'm laughing so hard as I'm typing this because all I'm thinking is: 'OMG this sounds exactly like them.'. xD)
Since that was the last ship allowed in the game, he was out. Metal and I were tied again.
"Tied again? Not for long!" I yelled, sending about 25 torpedoes after Metal's sub.

The Zebra Musscles went after Scratch's sub and clogged the Torpedo launchers and the Ballast tanks, I blasted the Missiles with my own missiles and then fired torpedos at Scratch (They're an invasive species that clog up pipes and get caught on the bottoms of boats and stuff)

(Oh. xD)
I rammed Metal's sub several times, until 5 large holes appeared in the side. Water was leaking in.