A: Magikarp :D
Q: Magikarp or Feebas?

A: Magikarp >:3
Q: Magikarp or Derpy Bulborb?

A: DERPY BULBORB CUZ ITS NOW MY FAVORITE TOO :3
Q: Magikarp or Groudon ?(not the VG :3)

A: Groudon. It can learn SolarBeam which is Super Effective to Magikarp. :P
Q: Derpy Bulborb or no Derpy Bulborb? xD

(BUT MAGIKARP THOUGH D: )
A: Derpy Bulborb forevs :3
Q: Derpy Bulborb or Mario fixing the toilet? :D

A: Derpy Bulborb
Q: Virus Groudon or Primal Groudon?

A: Virus Groudon
Q: What's a Primal Groudon?

A: The New Form of Groudon in Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire. :p Kinda like a Mega but different.
Q: Kyogre or Primal Kyogre

(ohhh pretty neat xD)
A: Primal Kyogre
Q: Primal Kyogre or Primal Groudon?

A: Primal Groudon. :P
Q: Paint.net(The software I use for sprites and stuffs) or Photoshop(And I can't use Photoshop for sprites WHATSOEVER.)

A: Photoshop :P (as I've been using for a while now, though it crashes when I click the text tool O_O)
Q: Creating sprites or siggys? :3

A: Creating sprites (I can't do anything in Photoshop :L I try to make a layer and the picture's locked :L I'm gonna stick with Paint.net because I can actually USE it :L)
Q: Paint.net or Paint?

A: Paint
Q: Never be able to RP again, or win a level as Mario?

A: Win a level as Mario.
Q: Play and beat the Paper Mario series, or Never be able to play a Sonic game again? (Paper Mario series are RPG-like games, and they're amazing because they always have a different End Boss at the end of the game and always has a different story. Unlike the other Mario games where it's just 'Bowser kidnaps Peach. Mario beats Bowser.' and that loop of boringness :L)

A: Play and beat the Paper Mario series. As Luigi. >:D
Q: Play any game where no matter what game you choose, Mario's going to be the character you have to play as, or be stuck in a room with ;Buttnik's mom for 5 minutes?