(I would probably understand that if I watched MLP, but, I do not)

Matt kept his grip on the Machete, throwing a combat axe at Ace.

(Matt cannot fly, but Ace can.
[you must login to view images] My point is XD RainbowDash always wins. XD)
It hit me diretly in the head, blood pouring from head onto my face, I kept the same grip on the machete.

(Did they ever break out the old trusty M-16)

Matt pulled out an M-16 as he lost his grip on the machete, and fired at Ace while falling.

(No, but they did this- [you must login to view images])
Being shot in multiple places, I fell and the machete lodged into my side.

(LOL! Did they actually do that once!)

Matt slowly stumbled to his feet. The snipers began firing at him.

(No but I wish XD [you must login to view images])
I was still breathing, but couldn't move. I lay there senselessly, calmly breathing.

(That would be awesome)

Matt fired at the snipers, killing one of them, before being stabbed by Deadeye.

I looked over at Deadeye, pulling the machete from myself. I then shot up into the air, going after Dark Pit, since BlackWhite didn't like DP. >:C

(Lol)

"This time I'll make sure you're dead." Deadeye said. A breach pad blew through the wall of the building.

"I don't think so." Matt said as colonists poured into the building, guns blazing.

"What do I do?" I repeated to myself.

"Take out the colonists." Deadeye yelled. Rodney, and the remaining sniper fired at the colonists.

I took a sword from it's sheath, a beautiful one. It had a jet black blade that had a crimson red handle. The blade slightly curved, a sword like absolutely no other. I swooped down and began decapitating the colonists.

Most of the remaining colonists began firing at Ace.

I took the bullets, but I didn't fall yet, so I continued to kill.

The colonists continued firing.