Now, Many people would think the game isn't scary at all, But I on the otherhand do find it at least a little unnerving, and this is just a thing where you post your methods of coping with the game's spooky stuffs. For me, I gotta say listening to the most UNFITTING music

(Like this: ) really just makes me laugh at the crap that goes on in it rather than being scared. :P

I just think all of the animatronics are pizza boys

Only Freddy can prevent wildfires. LOL

I never played the game, but I do have a few ideas.

With each jumpscare, say "I don't want your cookies/cake/any other dessert!"
When Foxy starts humming for no apparent reason, sing a silly song to the tune.

Tbh, I just call the song Foxy sings "The Blessing of Foxy" XD

(also never played, but you could yell these. xD)
"No Chica! Robots don't eat pizza!" (xD Reference to the food fight in our RP. XP @Blue)
"No! I don't want to buy your girl scout cookies!"
"No! I don't want to sign your petition!"
"Okay, I'll sign the petition for keeping 'Buttnik out." (<--That one was a joke one. xD)
"No Freddy. I'm not stealing your microphone."
"OMG Foxy, what do you want!? Can't you see I'm trying to look busy here!?"
(That's all I got atm. XP)

XD Dammit Shinxey... :P

I'm aware of the hallucinations, so I have a phrase for the Human-Eyed Freddy and Golden Freddy (though I personally think he's the ghost of the fifth child).

H-E Freddy: "Do you need an eye exam?"
Golden Freddy: "Of course it's you! Who else could it be!?"

(I just assume he's a figment of Mike's imagination :P but is actually real in FNAF2, but got scrapped.)