Edward walked into the Pokemart, then walked out. "That's not a pokemart." He said.

I walked out to the first route.
"Let's see what we have to catch 'ere." I remarked. A Shiny Rattata poked its head from the grass.
"Well, it's not the best, but it'll do, I guess." I said, calling Torchic into battle.

I went to the water and began fishing

After a few Tackle attacks, I tossed a Poke Ball. It shook once. Twice. Thrice. The Poke Ball clicked shut.
"Well what do you know? I caught a Shiny Rattata!" I announced.

I had already caught an Sy. Carracosta (I'm making it so Pokemon evolve backwards here too XD) "That's nothing, look at this!" I said smiling

(Good idea. xD)
"Wow!" I exclaimed.
A Shiny Liepard jumped out of the grass at me.
"Wait, if this is the first route, then why are all the Pokemon here except for a few fully evolved?" I asked.

"I don't know..." I said

"This world really IS backwards!" I exclaimed.
"Also, this guy said there's a Gym in 'Floppy City'. What the frack kind of a name IS that?" I told.

"Who even knows." I said

"Well we'd better catch a couple more of these Pokemon and train them up a bit before we head to 'Floppy City'." I suggested.

"Yeah." I said sending out Magikarp

I found a Shiny Bulbasaur in the grass.
"This should be an easy catch!" I remarked, sending Torchic out.
"Use Ember!" I commanded. Torchic did as it was told.
'Not very effective.'
"What!? What the frack do you mean 'Not very effective'!? Fire is super effective against farking grass!" I yelled. Bulbasaur used Vine Whip!
'Super effective!'
"The frack?" I asked, as Torchic fainted.

"Surf!" I told my Magikarp and it One-shotted the Bulbasaur with a 'Super Effective, Critical Hit' "This place is weird." I stated

"Everything's all backwards!" I yelled.
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"Yeah." I said nodding in agreement