BlueLink9001: "Because one is always enough to scare away solicitors."

so I found out you can just run away from the dummy, What are you gonna heckle at me for this time?

@BlueLink9001: "Oh, nothing. Except for the fact that you ran away when they wanted someone to talk to!."
Then Mad Dummy blinked. "Wait, where did that come from?"

(I don't obey the fourth wall, the fourth wall obeys me.)

Um why did you steal my mad phrase mad dummy?I'm the MAD CHICKEN

@Cluck: "There's a difference between a dummy and a chicken. Whether I'm mad is my business and you being mad is yours."

Hey Mad Dummy

If you have a triangle that has the Hypotenuse of 9cm, and a side of 5cm, what is the other side's length? :3

@Blue: "Do you think I know that doo-diddly math stuff!? For me that's too much.
Too much!
TOO MUCH!" Mad Dummy yelled. Apparently he never took trigonometry seriously.

Well, Then how did you costruct your shop if you don't know your triangles? (Umbreon, do you know the answer to my question? :3)

(Nope. Not quite there yet.)

@Blue: "I didn't construct it, the magical dummies who worked for me did. If there is one that those dummies are good for, it's building and crafting large-scale things. But I could do it myself if I had the know-how," MD explained.

Alright, I'll believe you this time. So, What would you do if a rival business appeared close to your establishment?

@Blue: Mad Dummy thought for a moment. "Hmmm...well I can't exactly threaten them using knives, since that will just get the cops on me." MD Would've shrugged if he could. "Guess I'll have to work my employees even more to keep up."

Seems legitimate

@Blue: Mad Dummy took the statement the wrong way. "Hey! Just because I have a short temper does not mean I lack common sense. Threats will work on the soliciting teenagers because they're always smoking some kind of illegal drug, and why would they snitch on me if they'll get caught in what they're doing? A store owner, on the other hand, isn't doing that crud, so my threats will get the fuzz all over my rear end."

So, I guess you could say your a bit of a dummy then? ;3

@Blue: MD's eye twitched. "Blue, I swear to Asgore..."

(Mad Dummy's pun tolerance is around that of Papyrus's, probably even less.)