I offered you a drink with a sleeping pill in it.
You fell asleep immediately.And I stole the Hill.

My Hill :D

Are you kidding? I wouldn't need a sleeping pill, just some shade under a tree

Anyway, my sleeping attracts Darkrai to the hill and he gives us both terrible nightmares. Cresselia decides to wake me from my nightmares because I was wrongfully put to sleep and leaves you to suffer for putting me to sleep. I push you off of the hill and watch you roll off of
My hill

I summon 20000000 Magikarps to try and get on the hill, they look so pathetic, u fall off the hill laughing, so I reclaim

My Hill

My Creed pokemon make all of the pokemon faint so I'm not distracted anymore. I go catch an Abra and train it into an Alakazam. My new pokemon uses his psychic powers throw all of the fainted Magikarps at the hill. Seeing this, you feel so bad for causing this to happen to all of those pokemon that you take all of them to a Pokemon Center and don't leave until they are healed. During your absence I claim
My hill

except, I launched a alakazam killing death ray, from the PC at the Pokemon center, killing your alakazam, and his brothers, sisters, and second cousins, twice removed. you feel so bad, you decided that you're going to give up taking the hill, because you've caused so much disaster. With you out of the picture, I reclaim

My Hill

I jump on the hill and throw 300 Dittos at you to claim my place on top of the hill, as Squishy and Ari sit beside me :3

All of the psychic pokemon are upset because of your actions and gather at the base of the hill after destroying the entire Pokemon Center. The pokemon use their telekinesis to pull down your pants! You feel so embarrassed that you try and run away, but you trip (your pants are around your ankles and you tried to run) and tumble down the hill. Then, they pick you up and carry you to Arceus for judgement. While you're gone I carry a boulder onto
My hill

I sneak up and hide behind that boulder, u don't see me so I push the boulder, squishing you, I then use a love potion of all the pokemon of the world and I make them attack you, I then take a nice nap on

My Hill

My sister comes and starts yelling at you for poor punctuation, spelling, and grammar. You are so freaked out by it that you go running off of
My hill

I use my dialga and Palkia to utterly destroy all of existence, so now this thread should be closed since there is no hill, no universe, and nothing left to recreate the universe.

You don't have a Dialga or Palkia so it's still
My hill

My teddiursa army and commander feefee have an all out war with you and we claim the territory
My hill

My CursedTeddi activates Beast Mode and charges through your front line. When he gets to you he gives you the biggest bear hug he can and accidentally breaks a few of your ribs. I come to reclaim my Teddi, see you hurt, and advise you to seek medical attention. While you and your army are gone I use my Teddi as a pillow and take a nap on
My hill

Actually in case you didn't notice I fought dialga and Palkia about 15 pages ago, so yes, there is no more existence. It is no ones hill.

wear a juggernaght suit that can never be destroyed and blast all of u on the hill with the a bomb hill destroyed.
my giant hole in the ground