September 28, 2012 2:24:15amjacktheking Wrote:  How to get Gradient A-Z in just 1Sec.Here are some tips..
Tip 1 : Jump down the building. After sometime people will burn ''paper Gradient A-Z'' to you.
Tip 2 : Go to Lucky Dip and take out a AK-47 shoot Wailord. After that all thing inside his body will drop put. Find a Gradient A-Z now.
Tip 3 : Buy a Gradient A-Z and 50/50 it.
Tip 4 : Punch Da man and force him to give you Gradient A-Z
Tip 5 : Beg Creed bot for Gradient A-Z. If Creed Bot did not give it to you , Keep begging.

That kept me laughing for 12 hours

October 08, 2012 3:00:04pmdeltasidearm Wrote:  Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

Tradiontal joke/cliche

October 30, 2012 4:06:43amblackcomet Wrote:  this is ok to me because of my race
joke what do you call it when a lot of black people jump off a plane?
ans night
what do you call it when they land
ans a parking lot

Humorous.And very creative+original

Jokepedia=Joke+wikipedia
Check this link a lot of jokes there
https://pokemoncreed.net/forums/viewthread.php?id=198739
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "Wow it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a Single person in it...

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Slvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: DAM!!
Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold "out tide!"

What do you call a boom-a-rang, that dosen't come back?
Answer: A Stick!!!!

Why did the stoplight turn red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street??

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
He was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!
Q: What do you call a charismatic at an auction?
A: Broke.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian?
A: Someone who goes around knocking on doors for no apparent reason.
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.
Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn
A blonde walked into a bar
OUCHH!!!
A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!"
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COOL DUDE
An Alberta cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and
YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly
how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects It
to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an
exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that
scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens
the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image
processing facility in Hamburg , Germany.
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has
been processed and the data stored.
He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel
Spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes,
receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
Miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and Says,
"You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the Cowboy.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as
the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a member of parliament for the Canadian Government", says the cowboy.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy.
"You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for
an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me
how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about
cows...this is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."
CAMPING
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked,Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
"What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"
HYGIENIC WAITER
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!"
"What" answers the waiter, "You prefer it fell on the floor again?"
HEAVENLY REWARDS
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in sunglasses, a loud
shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may
know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I`m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver,
"Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it`s the minister`s turn.
He stands erect and booms out,
"I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary`s for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister,
"Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver,
and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter.
"While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
A: I've got 1 poop on my paper
B: So what?! I got 2 poop on my paper
C: Alright,i've got DOG poop on my paper!!!
A and B: Ahhhh!
D: I got 0 and my parents called it poop.
A,B&C: =.=

FORCED LAUGHTER: what voluntarily occurs when the boss tells a joke
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: a guy who tries to look sad at a $20,000 funeral
GEOLOGIST: a scientist with rocks in his head
GENTLEMAN: a man who,when his wife drops her knitting,kicks it over so that she can easily pick it up
GENERAL: an army officer who has his men behind him before a battle and ahead of him during the battle
GIRLS: the girls with the least principle draws most interest
GOSSIPER: a gossiper is a woman with a good sense of rumour
GRAMMAR: a woman married to grandpa
HEALTH: the slowest possible rate of retirement
HEAVEN: the ultimate retirement village
HOBBY: a hobby is something you love to do that you'd be ashamed to do for a living
GARDENING: a labour that begins in day-beak and ends with back-break
HUSBAND: a man of few words
HUSBAND: a bachelor who became a yes-man
JAZZ: five men on stage,all playing a different tune
LAUGHING STOCK: cattle with a sense of humour