Type a cheesy joke here:

Nah,just joking....
So....
1.A kid jumped of a sofa and broke....?
2.How many times can a ditto fuse itself back together?

Answers:You may consider these....
1.Broke (just name any bone.Hip bone,jaw bone....)
For insane people:The kid was a ditto
2.Don't know(Since dittos don't exist in REAL life,you don't know)
For insane people:Billion x billion/As long its alive,not fainted or in the grave
Please type a joke here and also the answers.Please?
Any others?

Joke:1+1=?
Ans:11 :D
~PP32~~

Joke:
No joke at all cos i am a noob.
Just joking!
Did you believe that?
Yes.(that means the person obviously[25%] is a noob.
So that's how you find noobs!

The jokes should realeted to pokemon??

Joke: Did you know that if the world was round, we would still be here?

can we do blonde jokes because blondes always put them selves into funny momentsand golden youtube videos yay for youtube

a bruette a ginger and a blonde went out one day to hunt. the ginger goes out first. minutes later he comes back with a deer. the blonde asked how did u get that? the ginger respondes me see deer tracks, me follow deer tracks, me see deer, me shoot deer me bring deer back here. next the brunette goes out to hunt, minutes later he came back with an elk the blonde asks how u get that? the brunette responds me see elk tracks me follow elk tracks me see elk me shot elk me bring elk back here then finally the blonde goes out hunting an hour goes by and he returned all bloody bruised and scraped up.his friends asks what happened to u the blonde siad n returned. me see TRAIN tracks, me follow train tracks, me see train coming at me, me shoot train TRAIN WONT DIE, train runs me over.

:/ What?

joke: a blonde, a brunnete, and a redhead went sky diving, they all jumped out at the excact same time, pulled there chutes at the excact same time, but the blonde landed last, how??
Answer: the blonde had to stop and ask for direcions

joke: a blonde, a brunnete, and a redhead were in a plane, only the plane had no floor, so you had to hold on to handholds in the ceiling (what type of a plane is this?!?) and the pilot said that the plane was to heavy, and someone needed to sacrafice there lives for everyone. the brunnete gave this long speech on how she should go because.. i dunno, the blonde thought it was such a good speach, she started clapping perfectly, because she had gone to claping acadamy, except you cant clap to well with to handswhile hanging on, to the roof of a plane...

are yo momma jokes allowed

Joke:I want down the hill and got killed

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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Oink oink.

Oink oink who?

Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

Sorry for double posting but I thought if it was with the other joke it would look too messy and people might get confused. Anyway, my sister texted this to me yesterday and I thought it was funny so I'll post it here...



When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

one day,a broken-hearted man went to the matchmaker.
Man:i want to find a lady by the name of may
Matchmaker:Sure!We have May I,May U,May We,May She,May He,May they,May.....