this is ok to me because of my race

joke what do you call it when a lot of blackpeople jump off a plane?
ans night

what do you call it when they land

ans a parking lot

that's Dr. Marin Luther King

yes it is im sorry its a bad joke i know im sorry mlk

never mind.
Here's one:
Bob: I baked you a pie
Dave: What flavor? Where's the pie?
Bob: PIE FLAVOR!*mini pie crashes out of the PC*
Dave: WHAT?!
Bob: I baked it online,nub

October 30, 2012 4:20:01amEVevolution Wrote:  that's Dr. Marin Luther King

Junior ^^

Here's one:
Mother and daughter both pokemon fans
Mother=i'mmom/mom
Daughter=i'mcool/cool
Mom: Say,why did you have 12k coins more than me?!
cool: oh really,that was thanks to the forums...
Mom: So if that's so,i'll also do it!
After that...
Mom: SPPPPPPAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMTHEN SNHJWJHRKHJJH
she spammed on the forums for 10 days and 10 nights,nonstop.And she gained more coins than any one did.But the following day,the mods banned her.
Mom: D: i'm forum banned for 2 weeks,never mind,i'll annoy the mods on chat. Hehe.As well as my daughter.
On chat....
Mom: jfkfhkfjnrejkgiunihfiu-> you see that mods,i'm spamming! and there's smilies too!
cool: mom,just stop it.You'll get banned
Mom: YOU GET OUT!
cool: alright then,bye.
2 hours later...mom continued to spam and she got banned from chat,for 50 years.
mom: i'm not satisfied...i'll get my daughter and i both banned.
And so that happened

1.She was a cover girl,when a guy met her,he ran for cover
2.When she went to the hospital for plastic surgery,they put her in the emergency ward
3.She lifted her face so many so many times,now its out of focus
4.She was so ugly that she kept sending her mirrors for repair

Found all above in a book...

She was so ugly that when she went to the bath,the water jumped out
I have insomnia but i won't lose sleep over it
Optimistic: You need glasses
Man:How did you know?
Optimistic: From the way you waked in from the window

Men call a 200-meter hike physical fitness.Women call it shopping
A:Have you seen a magician who makes money disappear?
B: My wife has been doing that at the supermarket for many years
A man was looking for his wife in the supermarket met a very beautiful woman
Man: I seem to have lost my wife in the supermarket.Can you talk to me for a few minutes?
Woman:Why is that so?
Man: Every time i talk to a beautiful woman,my jealous wife would appear and i'm tired of looking for her

Her face has more craters that the moon has.
If you want something to love and fuss over,you can get a puppy.
Wife: When i turn 35,we should get a child
Husband: Personally i think that 35 children are generally enough

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1. One day,i happened to be passing by a grave of a well-known comedian who had recently "passed on".
When i looked at the grave, what i saw made me laugh.

When i asked the locals who had wrote the grave,they answered,
"His dear old mama."
So i asked,"How old was she?"
The man answered,"About 60 or so."
I was very surprised and asked him,"So who was this 'mama'?"
The man answered," His wife."
A roommate of mine told me that he was going window shopping and i asked if i could tag along.After 15 minutes,we arrived at what was called a "window shop"
I thought he was going to buy new windows for the dormitory so i told him,"Hey Abdul,you don't need to buy windows,if they are broken,you can tell the attendants."
To my surprise,he answered,"Nah,doesn't the scenery look good?Hey wait!I thought we were going "window shopping"?Where's the ladies?"
I was not surprised because he has been failing his English all his life so i told him,"Abdul,this is a shop that sells windows.If you're going window-shopping then it's 12 dummy's road,ok?And leave me out"

1. I was passing by a graveyard when the inscription on a gravestone caught my eye

Curious,i asked a local who exactly was he,the local replied, " The biggest idiot ever.Banning naps on a childish video game which was popular in the late 20s. I don't know much more 'bout him,you can ask his wife,Nanny to tell you more.She lives by the Flower bush."
So i went in to the house and this was what Nanny told me.
Mr.Noah was a man born on April fools.When he was born,his mother thought he was just an April fool's day joke.And...his life was a joke.He failed for every test he took except for the height and weight tests.He then decided to dedicate his life to comedy but everyone thought that he must be a living joke. Devastated,he went online to a RPG that was so popular at that time.It was the Da Nonsense Province.He became a president there and he did a very funny thing,he banned naps!People thought this was a joke as the decree was signed on 1st April,April fools.They joined him for his b-day party and flushed him down the toilet,cos it was an April Fool's joke.He ended up in the sewers the next day and it was not until 2 days later that people realized that he was ALIVE!Why?Cos it's an April Fool's joke.
So i asked her,"Why did you become his wife?"
She answered,"He proposed to me on April Fool's Day,what a big dummy he is."

That was funny.
An illiterate man went to an army camp and noticed a sign that said "LANDMINES AHEAD".
He was curious and asked the army officer what it meant.
The officer replied," Don't step there!"
The stubborn man said,"Is it prohibited to visitors?!" and he stepped inside....
Only to be blown to pieces.

She loved to talk so much that during summer,her toungue got sun burned.
What do people scream when a whole lot of black people go sky diving?
Ans: Ahhh!Bomb attack
What starts with 't',end with tea and is full of 't'?
Ans: Teapot