I'd go on a rampage along the city. 'NO! I WON'T GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME MOM!" xP
What if you were one of Ghostface's victim? x)

I would be terrified, even though I don't know what that is. What if there was a different what if question before this?(I'm running out of ideas)

I would answer that question.
What if everyone started to have bad grammar?

Then Mysterious Stranger would go HAM on everyone.
What if I had 666 posts?

I'm sure you would be very popular. What if all of a sudden, you got a trillion good ratings, all from complete stranger?

Thank that stranger and share those good ratings.What if Sadako visits you on your house? :3

I would be so excited. What if you came online and tried logging on, but it says that you never registered? Would you be scared?

Yes I would. I would try to get hold of Da man.
What if your computer sucked you in and you have to live in the computer?

I would transfer all the cool stuff from other people to my account and still play(isn't that what anyone would do?) What if you were teleported to the Amazon rain forest?

Then i' d be like Bear Grylls
What if you were a fish? :3

I would try to get all the larger animals on my side, instead of them trying to eat me. What if the person you hated the most came up to you and begged for money? Would you still let them have money, even though you hate them?

Meh. Yeah. Everybody's beautiful! :3
What if you were offered to be president?

PANCAKES FOR EVERYBODY!

What would you do if a horse walked up to you, farted, and exploded randomly?

I'd close my nose and snap kick the horse's guts into NessUnderling's face then run away.
What if everyone knew how to Roleplay right?

Then I'd be so happy. vuv

What if Da Man didn't give you a GlitterDialga, but instead gave you the first ever Glitter... RATTATA?