I just pull the strings on my parka a bit tighter.

Claus wanted to experiment. Every time the teacher started and sentence he knocked something off his desk.

"Who was that?" She yelled. She spotted me with my face on the desk "KENNETH MCCORMICK, PAY ATTENTION!" She yells.

Claus snickered. He waited until the teacher turned around and begun teaching again. When she started a new sentence he knocked his stuff of his desk again.

"Who was that?" She says. She glares at me and I pull out a gun and shoot myself in the head in front of everyone.

Claus' jaw dropped and he got up and backed away. "Someone call 911!" Someine yelled. Everyone in the class started to freak out.

The teacher sent the kids outside and called the police.

The neighboring classrooms evacuated as well. Claus found Lucas and explained what happened.

((You do realize I'm the brunette girl, right? XD So playing as me in 3rd person just seems... Weird. ))

"WHAT WAS THAT?" She screams. (We shall calleth her Nezzy)

"Let's crazy." Lucas finally said. "First he gets shot and now he shoots himself." Lucas said. "I wonder if we get the rest of the day off or maybe the whole week." Claus said.

"We're out for the rest of the week. And, no one's sure if he did get shot." She says to Lucas.

"Hmm." Lucas pondered. "Hey, you're Nezzy, right?" Claus asked the girl.

"Yeah." I say. "So, do you really believe he's immortal?" I whisper.

"The only other explanation is that he didn't get shot yesterday." Claus said. "The police are here now." Lucas said, pointing at the squad of police cars, pulling in.

"Oh.. Wow... Why do you think he shot himself?" She asks.
(Don't use this, for this is the real reason: