The Pizzaria. The food there is edible...
Have to stare at a Furby for eternity, or have to stare at 'Buttnik for an eternity?

*Hands you suit* Have fun. XD Oh Btw, 'Buttnik :L I'd stare at him like this: [you must login to view images] XD

Be stared at like this: [you must login to view images] or like this: [you must login to view images] (sorry for sizes :P)

0_0 First one....
Be forced to take over Coconuts' job or be forced to live with 'Buttnik?

I'd say live with 'Buttnik, Could either way you'd be stuck with him.

Be forced to dance in order to deactivate a bomb, Or be stuck with Freddy?

One.
Be stuck with 'Buttnik or be stuck with a Furby with a razor blade?

I choose Option 2! XD *gets out a shotgun, Minigun and RPG-7, along with a spoon*

Be in the middle of a robbery with the only weapon of self-defense being a spoon, or be in the middle of a robbery(You as the victim for both, btw) with the only weapon of self-defense being an GAU-17/A (I've used one in Gary's Mod, Its bloody amazing, I killed a Giant Worm with it. And a Massive Spider that spawns large spiders as well :D And also, It's American, at least I think it is considering apparently all versions are used in America's Millitary, Navy and Air force, I guess with Navy and Air force they're probably mounted onto turrets or something.)

0_0 wat.
Uhm. 2? xD
Be stuck with 'Buttnik's mom and be able to harm her, or be stuck with nobody and nothing to harm. 0^0

Option 2 *gets out drawing book from Hammerspace*

Use a Spoon in a fight, or a Nail Gun in a fight?

Nail gun.
Hit someone with a Nerf gun (with da discs!) or with a hammer?

Nerf gun. Those things are like getting hit with a peice of flat paper sometimes. :l

Get shot with a Airsoft C02 Pistol with 400 FPS at close range and it hits your Left index finger, or get shot with a nerf gun(The disk ones) and get hit in the face with it.

I think they're pretty even, since I HAVE gotten hit in the face with one of those. :L
Hit 'Buttnik in the face with a Nerf gun (disk ones) or hit his mom with it?

Neither. I'd use an Airsoft C02 400 Fps Pistol :p


Have a nerf gun, Or an Airsoft one? (Airsoft ones look realistic sometimes and if their FPS is high enough, can be counted as a real Firearm

Airsoft. Sounds like dey do more damage. xD
Make 'Buttnik a chandelier or make his mom take over Coconuts' job?

(They do. You can make bleed with them I'm still bleeding and its around 9. The blood's also finding a way to go through the bandage. :l)

2nd option.

use a spoon as a knife, or a Fork as a spoon?

Sheepz.)
(And I thought you were gonna say option 1. xD)
Spoon as a knife.
Use 'Buttnik as a toilet plunger or use his mom as a light source?