"There he is! Let's get him!" ~Scratch (AoStH)
"Na na! You can't catch me!" ~Tails (AoStH)
"Oh yeah? Why not?" ~Grounder (AoStH)
"Well... You're slow, you're clumsy, you're stupid-" ~Tails (AoStH)
"You're right! Let's try it anyway." ~Scratch (AoStH)
(*both lunge after Tails and miss*)
"But you sure crash into walls real good!" ~Tails (AoStH)
(That episode was friggin' hilarious. XD)

"What can be more beautiful than doing a job that puts your soul at risk?! That's what it means to be alive!" - Solf J Kimblee

"I think I have a major case of The Stupids." ~A friend

"I don't care anymore," ~Me
"If you don't eat cheese, you have never lived," ~Me

"I don't get why it seems like you're so angry all the time." ~A friend

(I was only ever allowed to watch the first two episodes of that :'C)
"Wow, I didn't know I was loveable," ~Ace.
"I can't put into words how sorry I am," ~Ace
"Ya know what, screw it. Come here Pinkie!" ~Ace
"My little ponies aren't real...," ~Steven (His little brother)
"What? WHAT?!" ~Ace
"I'm sorry I was born to be an inconvenience to you," ~Ace
"I'm hurt, yet so proud of you!" ~Ace
"Ahhh, no I'm just fine, ya know just a little broken arm, leg, and probably half of my internal organs have been shredded, but it shouldn't bother you, I am the bane of your existence.." ~Ace

(Why's that?)
"You keep saying that word, but I don't think you know what it means." ~Tails (One of the comics. I forget the number.)

"I feel like every bone in me body is broke."- Demoman(TF2)

"Ow...Everything hurts."- Dipper Pines(Gravity Falls)

"NOT THE PIT! IT BURNS!"-CDI Ganon(CDI: Link & the faces of Evil)

"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"-Animatronics(FNAF)

"Why am I even still working here?!"-Me on FNAF2's Night 4

"Why didn't I just get a job at McDonald's?" ~My Uncle

"We have a place for him"-FNAF3 Trailer

"A sequel to a successful franchise? Shocking." Johnathan Gabriel (Penny Arcade comics)

"What IS this thing?"- Me staring at the "New" animatronic from the official FNAF3 trailer. (It's like a Bonnie-Freddy Hybrid... Minus the hat & Bowtie.)

(Eww.)
"Look! I'm eating Frosty the Snowman!" ~My cousin
"Just make sure he's not made out of yellow snow!" ~My uncle

"Bloody hell..."-Me

"LOOK! I'm eating Santa's BUTT!" ~My cousin *noms the foot off a Santa-shaped cookie*
"THAT'S not a butt!" ~Another cousin
"I said so, so it is!" ~First cousin
"THIS is a butt!" ~Second cousin *noms the bottom half off a snowman-shaped cookie*
"Why are we talking about butts?" ~Me
"He started it!" ~Second cousin *points to first cousin*
"She's the one that actually ATE one!" ~First cousin *points back*
"You two are disgusting." ~Me *noms a star-shaped cookie*