:Just call me Cheeseburger." ~A friend. (Don't ask. xD IT was something stupid.)

"Santa be like 'I'm gonna sneak down your chimney while you're asleep and eat all your biscuits.'" Daz Black - Youtube

(LOL!)
"I'm the big star here." ~Zoe (LPS)

"What kid would want these things at his birthday party. If these things showed up to my birthday party I would hide under the bed." Daz Black playing FNAF - Youtube

(LOL!)
"I need to check your 'juice'." ~Sonic (AoStH) (And das 'juice' as in power, btw)
"We're robots! We don't enjoy beverages!" ~Scratch (AoStH)
(That part cracked me up. xD)

(Lol, that's a good one!)

"Donut time Donut time, time to eat donuts. WHAT?!" Anonymous viner - Youtube

"Murder time, murder time, time to murder who ate my donuts!" Anonymous viner - Youtube

(And that's why he's my favorite robot. xD)
"You ever done this before?" ~A friend (RLP)
"Nope." ~Me (RLP)
"Let's do this!" ~Same friend (RLP)

"This appeared as a moral dilemma 'cause at first
It was weird how I swore to eliminate the worst
Of the plague that devoured humanity it's true
I was vague on the how so how can it be that you
Have shown me the light

It's a brand new day and the sun is high
All the birds are singing that you're gonna die
How I hesitated now I wonder why
It's a brand new day

All the times that you beat me unconscious I'll forgive
All the crimes incomplete listen honestly I'll live
Mr. Cool Mr. Right Mr. Know-It-All is through
Now my future's so bright and I owe it all to you
Who showed me the light

It's a brand new me I've got no remorse
Now the water's rising but I know the course
I'm gonna shock the world gonna show Bad Horse
It's a brand new day

And Penny will see the evil in me
Not a joke not a dork not a failure
And she may cry but her tears will dry
When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia

It's a brand new day yeah the sun is high
All the angels sing because you're gonna die
Go ahead and laugh yeah I'm a funny guy
Tell everyone goodbye
It's a brand new day" Dr. Horrible (Dr.Horrible Song-along Blog)

"Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!" ~Scratch (AoStH)
"THAT is beyond your capabilities. I, on the other hand-" *morphs into a monkey* ~D.U.F.U.S. (AoStH) (And yes, that is its actual name.)

"Break the world"
"Try your best while you fail"

(Elite, even if you don't add the part about where it came from, you should at least say who said it. xD)
"Shut up you old nag!" ~Scratch (AoStH)

(ok shinxey! Im sorry. Forgot to add it for the previous one)
"Its Best for buisiness"~Triple H

(Lol it's okay. xD People forget.)
"Come on and smile!" ~Pinkie Pie (MLP)

"Get up when you fall"~ swamiji

"I'm waaaaaiting!" ~Sonic (Pretty much everything in the StH franchise.)