Birthday Contest! (Colored Poke Prizes)

ShinyStaraptor398 · (This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 1:53:45pm by ShinyStaraptor398.)

Well, heya guys, girls, and variations there-upon! Thanks for popping into my thread!

So, to my point; I'm turning 18 on Wednesday, and boy is it a terrifying thought, so I need a pick-me-up!

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Here's How To Enter:
-Leave a comment with the best joke you've heard.
-The joke is your entry for the prizes, so make it a good one.
-Racist, $exist, or homophobic jokes are automatically disqualified.
-At the deadline I'll pick my (5) favorite jokes from the entries.

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Contest Ends: January 14th @ 1PM EST

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Prizes:
1st Place- RainbowAerodactyl ♂ - Level 5 (Rated abt 2K coins.)
2nd Place- CursedTorchic ♂ - Level 5 (Rated abt 1K coins.)
3rd Place- Any shiny poke not marked NFT.
4th + 5th- Consolation Prizes- Free training from base to 1k, OR 500 Levels.

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Winners:
1st- _____
2nd- _____
3rd- _____
4th- _____
5th- _____

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READY? SET? GO!

oni111 · January 12, 2015 2:57:23pm

oni111 #291037
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

Shadow adi · January 12, 2015 4:08:27pm

Mother :what are you doing son
son: i am writing a news paper report can i interview you
mother :yes ofcourse
son: mother what are you doing
mother: i am cutting fish
son :knife yielding mother hacks a victim is daily ritual
suburban family devous the victim
mother :now now son
GO TROUBLE SOMEBODY ELSE

adamwilson · January 12, 2015 4:50:38pm

Sarah: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jane: -.- Seriously?!
Sarah: To get to the ugly witches house
Jane: ...I don't get it.
Sarah: Knock knock
Jane: Who's there?
Sarah: The chicken

That double joke was truly a two-hit-kill.

Boodaliboo · January 12, 2015 4:52:50pm

Boodaliboo - #320093
Teacher what was tour favorite part at Jurassic park!
Kids the birds!

Tman10061 · January 12, 2015 7:26:58pm

This joke takes place on a shp.

Helmsman: Captain! There is an enemy ship on the horizon!
Captain: Bring me, my red shirt!

After a long battle, the enemy is defeated

Helmsman: Captain? Why did you ask for your red shirt?
Captain: In case I was hit. The crewmen wouldn't see me bleed, so they would stay calm.
Helmsman: Wow! That's awesome!

The Next Morning

Helmsman: Captain! There are 20 enemy ships on the horizon.
Captain: Bring me, my brown pants!

kidd5 · January 12, 2015 9:07:32pm

how many bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes one.

BornAgain · January 13, 2015 12:40:30am

Once upon a time there was a barnacle that was soo ugly everybody died. The End.

pokepal1009 · January 13, 2015 1:08:20am

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

adilkhan · January 13, 2015 2:37:31am

Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.

AnTiN · January 13, 2015 11:15:00am

Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Happy Birthday in AdvanceXD

Rebornz · January 13, 2015 1:30:13pm

Boy texting his Girlfriend...

Boy:ILY!
Girl:Aww....❤ ,Can you please spell it out?It makes everything more special..
Boy:I'm Leaving You...
Girl:But....but...

Advance Happy B'day ShinyStaraptor! :D

Connor12345678910 · January 13, 2015 11:15:45pm

Connor12345678910-317441
What does a fish need to stay alive? Vitamin C

Iegendary · January 14, 2015 3:03:37am

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Raiyan300 · (This post was last modified: January 14, 2015 3:42:56pm by Raiyan300.)

An interviewer is talking to an 105-year old man.
Interviewer : "What is the secret to your longevity?"
Man : "Well that's very simple! All you have to do is reduce your stress level by never disagreeing with anyone."
The interviewer scoffs because that possibly can't be the secret.
Interviewer : "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!"
Man : "Yes, you're probably right."

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