So there was these two olives messing around ontop of a table,
and one got a little agressive and push the other olive off the table.
he shouted down too his friend, 'Are you okay?'
His friend shouted up too him 'Olive'.(I'll Live)

Your Sitting In The Clinic, Waiting To Donate Blood, The Receptionist Informs You That A Nurse Will See You Soon.

2 Mins Later, A Blonde Nurse Comes In, You Being Concerned Ask "You've Done This Before Right? You Know....Draw Blood Right?

Nurse Replies " Yes, Ive Worked At Many Clinics"

So You Roll You Sleeves Up, But Yet To Your Surprise The Blonde Nurse Is Sitting At A Desk And Looks To Be Writing Something.

You Approach The Nurse, And To Your Surprise She Drew The Words

BLOOD With a Red Marker.

The contest ended?
Why are people still posting jokes?

casey10 - #327446

Teacher : George, go to the map and find North America.
George : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct, now class who discovered America?
Class : George!

Thanks for the contest

HIGH SCHOOL LIFE
MOST IRRITATING MOMENT
(Morning alarm)
MOST DIFFICULT TASK
(Finding your socks)
MOST ANNOYING JOUNEY
(way to class)
MOSTLOVEly
(Meet your friends)
MOST TRAGIC MOMENTS
(SUrprice quiz in 1st period)
MOST WONDERFUL NEWS
(teacher is absent...horrey...)

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UmbreonRogue~#374319

A well-known gambler once had a dream of a golden five studded with diamonds. Believing this to be a message, he eating five breakfasts, five lunches, and five dinners each day. When a horse race came on May 5th, he bet $555 on the fifth horse. The horse ended up being in fifth place.