"I'd be surprised if he has a 30." Nate said.

"I'd be surprised if he had any number that wasn't in the negatives for an IQ." I said

"True true." Nate said.

I simply knocked the tree down with the Megaton Hammer

(oooh! Burn! xD Although I came up with that one. :3)
The others were laughing at the insult.
Egghead came flying out of the tree, screaming at the top of his lungs.

I simply put the hammer away and took out a pair of sizzors

"What are you doing with those?" Egghead, asked, pointing at the scissors. He backed off as Blue continued to approach.
"What are you up to THIS time, Egghead?" Sonic asked.
"None of your business!" he yelled, trying to run off.
"Is he serious?" he asked, quickly catching up to, and overtaking Egghead.

I cut off 'Buttnik's mustache "There we go." I said

Egghead started screaming and crying.
(xD OMG like this scene:
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This is why I love this series. xD)

(Exactly what I was going for)

I sighed and walked off

(xD)
Egghead was still screaming and crying. He tried to reattach his mustache.
"You and your stupid mustache..." Sonic muttered.

I came back with a woodchipper

Egghead took off.
"What do you need a woodchipper for?" Amy asked.

"I was gonna put the other half of his mustache in the woodchipper." I said

"I bet you could still catch up to him. He IS a slowmo after all." Sonic told, pointing to Egghead, who was literally a foot away from the group.