"I've been in about six full-on battles, though I rely more on my wits than my strength to get the job done."

If your wits outmatch your strength why not take the role as a planner and have others do the dirty work?

"Mostly because I mostly only trust myself to do it, since thugs can be morons and make mistakes that cost me. At least I can blame myself when my plan backfires. The closest I got to that idea was when I was still working with Destra--actually, more like manipulating her."

You seem to be quite self confident.

"I get that a lot, along with 'butthead'."

Butthead, wow, second graders?

"Some of them, others are people who disapprove of using the alternate word involving the rear end."

I see, I would call you a narcissist but you don't have all the qualities of one.

"Yeah, I actually took the time to look them up. A narcissist wouldn't admit mistakes."

Which means pulling it together you were an aggressor who was too smart for his own good. Your father's lifestyle and death was the stresser, you evolved as your confidence gained, never fully planned murder but was willing to do so if necessary and even though you have lost, does not regret a thing and will likely remain unchangeable until your death.

(Wow. O_O)

"What she said," Zikix said, breaking the fourth wall.

(I watch way to much Criminal minds)

Any questions of your own?

"I don't have any questions."

But it seriously IS a pie. D:
*opens to box to prove it*
*nothing happens*

Zikix gave Shinxey a bored look.