If you got some jokes, post 'em here.

I will allow:
Yo Mama jokes
Blonde jokes
Referrence jokes
And others,

Unless you really need to, don't cuss, and if you do:
Censor it (EX: f**k)
or
Dub it (EX: F**k= Fudge or frack.)

Mmmkay?

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Yo mamma so fat,she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!

I did see this and I thought it was hilarious.
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Why did the lawyer call Jesus to testify?
Because he was going to do his cross-examination. I:

This is a long one. It's a warship joke.

Helmsman: Sir, there is an enemy boat on the horizon.

Captain: Bring me my red shirt.

(Later)

Helmsman: Sir, when the boat attacked, why did you ask for your red shirt.

Captain: In case I was hit, the crew wouldn't see me bleed.

Helmsman: Wow that's awesome.

(Even Later)

Helmsman: Sir, there are 20 enemy boats on the horizon!

Captain: Bring me my brown pants!

( brb gotta think of some more good ones. xD)

April 21, 2014 11:44:46pmShinxey Wrote:  I did see this and I thought it was hilarious.
http://prntscr.com/3c7mix

Hey, I watched that before!

( Really? Funny, huh?)
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(Lol, I watched it two. XD)

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*whistles*

Y0 Momma so fat,kirby couldn't even swallow her!

If you want to go there...
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits AROUND the house.

Yo momma so fat, when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama so fat, when she go to Jupiter and found herself bigger than the earth.