(Knuckles: [you must login to view links] )
(PM me what they are. xD Never played it. IDK who they all are, so I'm not exactly sure what to do with them.)
I'd think about what to do with them.
I'd release them.

If life gives you Spongebob...
If life gives you ice cream...

I'd send him back to Squidward

I'd eat it :3


If Life gave you Tetris

If Life gave you a Bucket

I play it, then ragequit when I realize I SUCK at Tetris.
I put it on 'Buttnik's head so he's not as ugly.

If life gives you someone who left their e-mail open... (Read it! xD Like this: [you must login to view links] Awmg, this still cracks me up. xD)
If life gives you Coconuts... ('Buttnik's robot, not the thing that grows on trees.)

I'd Read it...

I'd glare at it for 2 reasons
1. Monkey.
2. Hardest enemy in 'Buttnik's mean Bean machine.


If Life gave you everything

If Life gave you a second life as a cat...

(Pfft. Even Scratch and Grounder are better than Coconuts. xD And that's saying something! xD)
I'd be overwhelmed.
I'd meow and then troll the crap out of dogs.

If life gives you a stupid person...
if life gives you a stupid robot... ('Buttnik created. xD)

I will prove I am more stupid than him

I smash it(No place for robots xD)


If life gave you death...

If life throws you in acid...

(xD)
I'd die, I guess. xD
I get out of the acid.

If life gives you melons...
If life gives you a bunch of turtles...

I'd give life back and tell it I already have Melons. :3

I'd raise them to be Squirtles.

If Life gave you Tumblebutts
If Life gave you a Bunch of 'Buttniks...

I'd throw them at random people.
I'd give them back through the mail-in a box filled with hedgehogs. :P

If life gives you a 'slow down' sign...
If life gives you chocolate...

I'd tell the sign it was too slow

I'd give you the Chocolates, 'Cause I'm nice XD

If Life gave you Wuuthrad...(Wuuthrad is an Battleaxe in Skyrim, This is what it looks like: [you must login to view images] I apologize for the size)

If Life Gives you Lycanthropy...

(I'll PM you what I'd tell that sign. :P)
I'd throw it at someone.
IDK what that is, so IDK what I'd do.

If life gives you 'Buttnik...
If life gives you Mario...

(Lycanthropy is the one thing that makes you a Werewolf, I had it in Skyrim. :3)

I'd use Wuuthrad and smack him with it

I'd do the same thing I did with 'Buttnik to him

If Life gave you Skyrim....
If Life gave you an Army...

I'd MAYBE play it. Maybe.
I'd make them take over Wal-Mart and give me everything I wanted for free.

If life gives you me...
If life gives you a whack on the head...

I'd give you Chocolates and stuffs, Then try and figure out some kind of potion that makes it so your allergies of cats would vanish. :3

I'd kill Life in its sleep using Wuuthrad, Or steal Life's clothing, whichever comes first.

If Life gave you Me...
If Life gave you Ghirahim...

(:3)
I'd plan something fun to do with you. :P
I'd send him to the middle of the ocean where I sent 'Buttnik.

If life gives you money...
If life gives you power...