I'd give a good amount to Friends and Family, But still have enough to go on shopping sprees.
Uuuuhhhmmmm.... I'd... [you must login to view links] Do probably the same thing Ganondorf did. . .

If Life gave you Wisdom....
If Life gave you Courage...

I'd become a teacher.
I'd play LoZ irl.

If life gives you a poke in the eye...
If life gives you all Mario's money...

I'd kill life with a rusty carving knife.
I'd throw it off a cliff into a Cheep-cheep's mouth :P

If Life gave you 90 punches to the stomach....
If Life was a complete meanie to you....

I'd regift the punches to life. :3
I'd regift that to Mario. :3

If life gives you apple pie... (I'd say to give it back, because I wanted cherry! xD)
If life gives you a funny part in a TV show you hate...

I'd eat the pie...
I'd not watch the TV show at all...

If Life gave you ONE MILLION YEAAAAARS DUNGEON!
If Life gave you Sonic....

I'd regift it to Mario. :3
:D *brain explosion* Nah jk
I'd go on an adventure with him. :P

If life gives you Pinkie Pie after eating a literal mountain of sweets... (Hyper! D: Also, after typing that, it makes me think of Sweets Mountain. xD)
If life gives you cherry pie, even though you wanted blueberry...

(I believe you mean...)

I'd loose a Kidney :P (I had to make a Charlie the Unicorn reference...)
I'd butcher Life... WITH THE PIE.

If Life gave you the Candy Mountain....
If Life stole your Kidney...

(No I mean: [you must login to view links] As in the level in Sonic Colors. :L)
I'd freak the crap out.
I'd force it to give it back.

If life gives you a moment in a TV show (that you enjoy) that you hate... (Something you hate happens in a TV show you like.)
If life gives you your least favorite kinds of cereal...

I'd murder Life by doing this to it: [you must login to view links]
I'd kill Life with a rusty carving knife.

If Life gave you NO Air Bubbles in the Labrynth Zone...
If Life gave you Sonic 06...

I'd take life and force air bubbles out of it.
I'd just not play it. :I

If life gives you tortillas...
If life gives you 'Buttnik...

I'd run off because of Cherry Blossoms (THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS ARE COMING! AND THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE MY TORTILLAS!!! GET DAT COW OUT OF DA WAY!!!! )

I'd lock him in the basement with the Mob Hedgehog. :P

If Life stole your Tortillas....
If Life gave you Milk...

I'd laugh, 'cause those weren't tortillas.
I'd drink it.

If life gives you a homework assignment...
If life gives you Metal....

I'd do this to Life:
I'd hug him :3

(Questions? xD)

(Whoops)

If Life gave you Nicholas Cage...
If Life gave you Bees...