I'd give him back.
I'd ask if they were deadly bees, and then send them to Omochao. xD

IF life gives you a stomachache...
If life gives you Amy. :P (Hey das me)

I'd stick Life in Labrynth Zone and then take away all the Air Bubbles (hey Life: )
I'd go play Pheonix Wright :P

If Life gave you Labrynth Zone...
If Life gave you Blue (I mean Gary, Not me)

I'd cry as I'd fail at getting to air bubbles. DX
I'd duct tape his mouth shut so he couldn't sing.

If life gave you: [you must login to view links]
If life gives you 'Buttnik singing... ( [you must login to view links] omg he's even worse than what we thought when we were messing around joking about Gary Oak and him having a sing-off... 0.0)

I'd scream "GAAAGGH!!! ITS IN MY EYES!!! ITS IN MY EYESS!!!!!!"
I'd vomit for 3 days straight.

If Life gave you the 'Buttnik Symphony singing... the 'Buttnik song....
If Life gave you a Drive-By Glitter Bombing

(Haha. Scratch and Grounder were worse singers than he was though. xD)
I'd scream, and buy industrial-strength earplugs.
I'd put Coconuts in front of me so he'd get the glitter in his eyes, and not me. xD

If life gives you an angry shark...
If life gives you the 'Buttnik Song...

I'd ride the shark and set it on fire and make it shoot lazers :P
I'd throw the Shark at 'Buttnik and run off

If Life gave you Whiterun....(It's a skyrim city, Its also my Fav. city in skyrim, which means you'd be the Jarl if you owned it)
If Life gave you poisoned water..

I'd give it to you. :3
I'd leave it alone. xD

If life gives you crackers...
If life gives you someone else singing the 'Buttnik Song...

I'd eat them
I'd murder the man using Wuuthrad because that song is worse than Numa Numa(And You know how much I hate THAT song...)

If Life gave you the Thalmor Embassy...
If Life gave you the Imperial Empire...

IDK what either of those are, so for both:
I'd give them back.

If life gives you an elephant... ('Buttnik Elephant. xD <--AoStH reference. xD)
If life gives you Metal singing the 'Buttnik Song... (Since you wike Metal. :3)

I'd do this: [you must login to view images]
I'd do the same as above :P

If Life gave you Nigel Thornberry...
If Life gave you Arbok...

I'd make life take him back.
I'd laugh.

If life gave you Gary Oak's cheerleaders... (Keep it G. xD)
If life gave you Gary Oak...

I'd keep them
I'd force Life to take him back

If life gave you a Lamp...
If Life gave you Scratch...

I'd hit 'Buttnik with it.
I'd keep him. :P

If life gives you maple syrup... (Lol das naught syrup...)
If lives gives you breakfast...

I'd keep it (I'm Canadian, WE MAKE MAPLE SYRUP EH!)
I'd give Eggmin it, after putting Bombs in it

*You forgot the questions again*