(*Tails passes me*)
"Got it!" ~Tails (SaSASR)
"CRAP!" ~Me
(*later*
*Tails gets last place, and I get first*)
"Oooooh! Eat that Tails! You DON'T got it!" ~Me
(*A few seconds later*)
"Okays, I sowwy. D:" ~Me

"You guys need to take some Relaxation Classes, get some Scented Candles, take a nice Herbal Bath, SMOKE SOME WEED I DON'T CARE! DO SOMETHING, JUST RELAX!"- Markiplier
"Markiplier does not condone the smokage of any herbal substances."-Markiplier

"I think I'll go taunt Sonic in his cell. I'll even tell him that-" ~Robotnik (AoStH)
"-HE'S GONE!" ~Robotnik (AoStH)
"I don't think you need to tell him he's gone, your slowness. I think he already knows! Baha ha haaa!" ~Scratch (AoStH)
(Omg that line cracks me up every time. xD)

"Uh, hello, hello. Uh, for today's lesson, we will be continuing our training on proper suit-handling techniques. When using an animatronic as a suit, please ensure that the animatronic parts are tightly compressed and fastened by the spring locks located around the inside of the suit. It may take a few moments to position your head and torso between these parts in a manner where you can move and speak. Try not to nudge or press against any of the spring locks inside the suit. Do not touch the spring locks at any time. Do not breathe on the spring locks, as moisture may loosen them, and cause them to break loose. In the case of the spring-locks come loose while you are wearing the suit, please try to maneuver away from populated areas before bleeding out, as to not ruin the customers' experience. As always, if there is ever an emergency, please go to the designated safe room. Every location is built with one extra room that is not included in the digital map layout programmed in the animatronics or the security cameras. This room is hidden to customers, invisible to animatronics, and is always off-camera. As always, remember to smile; you are the face of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza."- Phone Guy

"This is why we can't have nice things." ~Me

"Uh, hello? Hello, hello! Uh, there's been a slight change of company policy concerning use of the suits. Um, don't. After learning of an unfortunate incident at a sister location, involving multiple and simultaneous spring lock failures, the company has deemed the suits temporarily unfit for employees. Safety is our top priority at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, which is why the classic suits are being retired to an appropriate location, while being looked at by our technician. Until replacements arrive, you'll be expected to wear the temporary costumes provided to you. Keep in mind that they were found on very short notice, so questions about appropriateness/relevance should be deflected. I repeat, the classic suits are not to be touched, activated or worn. That being said, we are free of liability, do as you wish. As always, remember to smile; you are the face of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. "-Phone Guy

"Oh come on! You don't wanna do that!" ~Sonic (AoStH)

"Hello? Hello? Um, this is just a reminder of company policy concerning the safe room. The safe room is reserved for equipment and/or other property not being currently used and is in fact a safety location for employees only. This is not a break room, and should not be considered a place for employees to hide and/or congregate - and under no circumstance should a customer ever be taken into this room and out of the main show area. Management has also been made aware that the spring Bonnie animatronic has been noticeably moved. We would like to remind employees that this costume is not safe to wear under any circumstances. Thank you and remember to smile; you are the face of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. "-Phone Guy

"Oh for the love of all that's holy. That lie was worse than mine!" ~Orbot (Sonic Boom [show])

"Looking back on many of my old games, I've found that there is almost always a broken-down robot in them. I'm not sure why this seems to be such a recurring theme in my games, but it's obvious that it's something haunting me.

Before I began work on FNaF, I had to choose what game to make out of three potential games, knowing it might be my last try before having to start a new career. I was choosing between a sequel to The Desolate Hope, a remake of my first game- Legacy of Flan, or a new idea about animatronics and security cameras.

While making the first game, I started a crowdfunding campaign for it. I raised exactly zero dollars.

Fun fact: The names Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy were just nicknames while I worked on the characters. I was planning on giving them official names later but had grown very fond of them by the time the game was done.

In the original game, Freddy was never originally meant to move around the diner and was only meant to "get you" if your time ran out. This was changed before release.

In real life I tend to have waking-nightmares, meaning that I walk in my sleep, etc. One night I dreamt that Bonnie was in the hall outside my door, as I jumped out of bed and rushed to hold the door shut. I discovered that the door was locked and it filled me with dread. In FNaF 1, when the doors don't work, it means something is already in your office! So when I felt the door was locked, I felt like Bonnie was in the bedroom and was about to get me! Thankfully, I woke up.

I actually modeled the Foxy character on my laptop while riding on a 14hr drive to visit my in-laws over the summer of 2014. It's very difficult to model a 3D character on a bumpy car ride. Maybe this is why Foxy looks so torn up! "-Scott Cawthon(Real Life person)

"I don't get why some people are allowed to breed." ~A friend

"The Minigames are the best part of FNAF3."-Me

"Omochao is not very helpful." ~Another friend

"I want an Omochao."- Me playing Sonic Adventure 1

(OMG Blue, no you don't! xD
Remember the 'Party Games are Dangerous' video? xD Don't end up like them! LOL)
*bang, bang, bang, bang, bang* "Why are there bugs on my desk!?" *bang, bang, bang, bang, bang* ~The Judge Bot (Sonic Boom [shoooow!])