yeah, but there is still a champion, in short, you are just second on that tournament, XD, whatever.

i got the first ever holographic gadget :)

but then someone stole it.

I finally can cook something edible :)

But no one wanted to try it because of all the INEDIBLE stuff you made before.
I am running out of ideas again, so I went to the store to buy more. LOL

But the store blew up on the way.

I beat up Wario.

(Yay)
But then came Waluigi...
I bought a new bike.

Your father stole it from you and ran away.

I beat up Waluigi.

But then I painted it orange.
nuff said
Then I beat up a wall.

But then there was Wario again...
I ate a steak.

But you died o.o
Then I died.

Then you came back, just like Kenny.
I went out. :I

But you magically blew up for no apparent reason. Then you saw Wario with a grenade.
I knew magic.

But I stole the power from you.
I went to Equestria.

You got trolled by Discord.
I went to Ponyville.

(I'd actually be okay with getting trolled by Discord. He's cool.)
But then Rainbow Dash crashed into you practicing a new trick, and you broke all your bones.
I got sent to Mobius. (If you don't know, look it up. .-. Blue, if you're next and you don't know...Well you should.)

(I know who)
But then Mobius was taken away by a train, Into a hotub of cheese

I beat my brother several times over in Brawl