The next day your pc had a lot of viruses because of which you had to get it formatted and all the files of GTA 6 were deleted and could not be retrieved.
I went to a resort.

But when you left to go to get food, someone broke into your room and stole all your stuff.
I ate candy. :I

The candy was all sticky because it was left in the sun since the Mayans.

I ate Garlic Bread (More delicious than your dumb pumpkin bread)

After eating the bread after few minutes your stomach started aching and you found that the bread they used was expired and you were detected with food poisoning.
I ate a chicken barbecue pizza.

Later you found it was expired, and you vomited it all out
I killed kev9821 :)

It turns out it actually was not kev9821, and for that post he came and killed you. :)
I went shopping. :I

you went to buy a cycle when you went to pay for it you realized that you left your wallet at home.
I went fishing.

But then an alligator capsized your boat and all your fish got away.
I caught all the Pokemon

you forgot to catch Pikachu he got angry and used thunderbolt on you.
I watched tom and jerry.

Turns out it was real life and you were Jerry, and you got smacked in the head with a frying pan. xD
I played video games all day.

The characters were real. Now everyone is dead because magical powers were introduced.
I played video games all night.

But then your mother shut off the power and made you go to bed.
I played my favorite game.

but you failed to win, annoyed yourself and committed suicide :P

i just got a new computer...

But then you spilled your coffee on it.
I went to the doughnut shop. :I

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