Okay try this one on for size:
Actor 2: Have you seen my copy of the greatest hits of all time
Actor 1: Oh it's in the hole
Actor 2: What hole?
Actor 1: THAT hole (points downward)
Actor 2: Oh my gosh! that is a big hole!
Actor 2: How did that get here?
Actor 1: Well one day I woke up and there was a hole
Actor 1: Where is you girlfriend?
Actor 2: She's at work
Actor 1: Where does she work anyway?
Actor 2: In the hole
Actor 2: How deep is this thing?
Actor 1: Let's find out (drops mug)
Actor 1&2: (waiting)
Actor 1: Wow that's deep, that was my favorite mug now it's in the hole
Actor 2: How are you acting so calmly about this?
Actor 1: I'm more worried about the space octopus
Actor 2: What space octopus?
Actor 1: (turns around) THAT space octopus
Actor 1&2: AHHHHH!

This joke takes place on a shp.

Helmsman: Captain! There is an enemy ship on the horizon!
Captain: Bring me, my red shirt!

After a long battle, the enemy is defeated

Helmsman: Captain? Why did you ask for your red shirt?
Captain: In case a was hit. The crewmen wouldn't see me bleed, so they would stay calm.
Helmsman: Wow! That's awesome!

The Next Morning

Helmsman: Captain! There are 20 enemy ships on the horizon.
Captain: Bring me my brown pants!

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Last one I didn't get,second last was getting funny but I didn't understand why it was brown >.<,rest were kinda lame or not funny :P

A cat Just lookd in a mirrow and yelled meow and the reflectn also yelled meow and aftr a long meow exercise the cat went away disgraced thinkng that he was made fun of

Well, I am laughing at those people who entered this contest. How can we know you are laughing? Well, haha.
Did you just read haha? Oh well, another time. You said haha four time. Now six. You laugh? Did you?

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Why don't you mess with an Paleontologist? Cause you'll get Jurass-kicked

So a Frenchman, a Spaniard, a American, and a German go to see a street show. There's a big crowd around the performer, the performer notices them and moves closer. The performer asks, "Can you see me now?"
The American says "Yes."
The Frenchman says "Qui"
The Spaniard says "Si"
and the German says "Ja"

(@poopoo Adios is Spanish for good-bye.)
#1
Cop: Hey you! Why are you running around in your underwear!?
Person: It's SUNDAY! :D
Cop: .....
*Later*
*Both are running around in their underwear*

#2
(This funny part. XD)
Coconuts: I'm not falling for that! What do you think I am? Stupid?
Sonic: Yes. Next question?

Last Christmas I...

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Merry almost Christmas :P

ok so can u say: hahahaha it's so funny!





















I win

(His pants are brown because he crapped them)

Lol, idk what to do to make you laugh!
Some sentences to try!
Pinkachu use pinkan bolt!
Poopoo use laughing gas!
Zurrrua use Dream killer!
Ladybug use something to make pp32 laugh!

There was a boy and he ate a buger he farted and he got arrested and died

There was a bird that destroyed the fat cat and the fat cat said I'm a bird I don't give a crap

How about this:
Once upon a time there was a person who didn't give a crap. He didn't give one so much that he didn't bother to finish this story. The end.
Or:
The Procrastinator's Story:
Chapter 1: