First one to make me laugh :)

Tman10061 · February 24, 2015 2:54:13pm

I'm getting ready to shout at you and beat you with a sack of oranges until you start laughing

NessUnderling · February 25, 2015 1:19:07am

OMG LOL TMAN
Are you laughing yet, or you could be lying, liars are meanies, and meanies steal money, and the illuminati sign is on money, so that means... YOU ARE THE ILLUMNIATI!!!!
^Seriously tho, I don't even get my own stupid friggin joke. So... Let's go with another one....
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Tman10061 · February 25, 2015 1:47:45pm

The Virginaia Earthquake one is true, California gets hit with 7's, no problem, the east coast gets hit with a 4.5, the Washington Monument closes for 2 years. The Canadian riot one was my favorite.

But you have posted memes, which means I am obliged to post something funnier than memes. I did not want it to have to come to this.........Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Also this in honor of Baseball season which is soon upon us!

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NessUnderling · February 25, 2015 2:35:51pm

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Tman10061 · February 25, 2015 2:44:08pm

Lol! The school project one is great, I'm trying to find my favorite Chuck Norris joke, but alas, Bing has let me down.

NessUnderling · February 26, 2015 1:00:52am

Google is easier to deal with. Ya know, the truth is, I don't want a prize, I just wanna make someone laugh. XD

Shinxey · February 26, 2015 1:05:05am

(LOL @you both)
I don't remember if I tried this one or not on this, but here goes!
Dog: Tell me a joke.
Person: No. You don't understand human jokes.
Dog: Oh SURE! 'Cause dogs are so stupid while humans are sooo smart!
Person: Knock knock.
Dog: OMG BRB someone's at the door.

Tman10061 · February 26, 2015 1:09:12pm

NO! I hate the Google! I hate GOOGLE CHROME! I Hate GOOGLE SEARCH! I hate GOOGLE MAIL! All that is Google is all that is evil!!!!

shaky365 · February 26, 2015 11:27:47pm

I'm trying to code a search engine better than google. Google is my rival becuase it was voted best search engine. I'm going to use either Javascript or HTML.

Tman10061 · February 27, 2015 12:20:57am

Tell me when it's finished and I'll download it.

Shinxey · February 27, 2015 12:28:54am

tbh Google kinda' sucks. You do a search and you get a ton of stuff you weren't looking for, or something that had something to do with your search that you didn't want to see. (ex. shipping. ;-; )
But seriously. This one time I did a Google search on goldfish for a science project, and I got a picture of a farking giraffe. :I I'm not joking. Which is why sometimes it's like I'm scared to do a search for anything, but imo Bing kinda; sucks, to. So I just suck it up and use Google. LOL
Anyway, that's beside the point.
Another joke:
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poopoo32 · February 28, 2015 11:47:37am

Lol I laughed at the project one because im the guy who doesn't know what im doing :D
Alright the prize for this contest has been sent to you
Well done ness.You win :P

NessUnderling · March 02, 2015 12:50:06am

Lol, thx, I personally laughed at the "Lemons, perfect for making orange juice." Epic fail, there.

DumbestDonut67 · March 09, 2015 9:50:47pm

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow,it turned into skittles lol!

BananaramaButkis · May 30, 2015 7:38:17pm

Okay a blonde,a brunette, and a red head are on an island(they get three wishes) the brunette and red head wish to get off the island and the blonde says, " I wish my friends were here"

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