First one to make me laugh :)

griffinkey64 · December 22, 2014 10:17:29pm

How bout these 2?
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Any of these make you laugh?

poopoo32 · December 22, 2014 10:53:49pm

I already know all the little johnny ones :3

J Man8 · December 27, 2014 5:26:22am

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
I'm good at making people laugh!
I'm desperate though...for a girl!

BornAgain · December 27, 2014 10:22:51am

Why did you give me 5k coins? cuz im cool
Haha im a joke right!

OkTaGr4MM · December 27, 2014 3:16:36pm

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Marco Reus · December 27, 2014 4:51:19pm

Marco reus - #360098

Wife-How would you describe me?
Husband-ABCDEFGHIJK
wIFE-What does it mean?
Hisband-Adorable'beautiful,cute,delightful,eligant'fashionable,gergous and hot!
Wife-aww'thank you..but what does IJK stand for?
Husband-I'm just kidding

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J Man8 · December 27, 2014 7:33:32pm

Hey you,Blue Guy!Why are you eating the cookies they left for me?
I'm Cookie Monster,Cookies are mine!
Bud,do you want to be on naughty list?
No,I just want to eat all the cookies in the world!

Oh No He Didn't!
The End

BornAgain · December 29, 2014 2:20:13am

You are funny. Lol. You what makes me laugh? When I bathe in tomatoe sauce and bite my toe nails. Afer that I meet with my pet lobster Miley Clyrus and we tofu! Eat sushi! Man this contest... What if you're lying? What if you laugh so hard you poopoo yourself, but it's too embarrasing to say you poop-laughed? Eh!! Getcha! Mike Tyson blueberry Kart with King Bercoli.

poopoo32 · December 29, 2014 4:54:39am

-.-,Lame jokes .-.

Jwanso12 · December 29, 2014 4:47:15pm

focus sash counter blissey on showdown, that my friend is too funny, and if that doesn't work try checking this old free for all battle on shofu's channel , its like my fav one [you must login to view links].
Enjoy

poopoo32 · January 09, 2015 11:18:08am

Focus what?0.o dont get next.

Robath · January 09, 2015 12:04:06pm

just saw this..
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Tman10061 · January 09, 2015 12:54:16pm

(I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice, I will bring out, THE YO MAMA JOKES)

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper!

Yo mama so stupid, that when I said drinks were on the house, she climbed a ladder to the roof!......Then she fell off the ladder.

J Man8 · January 10, 2015 1:17:49am

So I was like to nephew34 "you heard me gal" and he went "did you call me gal?"then it like like sort of......I forget sorry

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