"Don't get your feathers all rustled, seriously, if you worked for someone like that I'm surprised you didn't flee the coop." Sans stated

"Hey! That's my shtick!" I yelled. (In regards to the bird puns.)
"And besides, the term is "flown the coop"."
"I don't think you get-" Shard started before I cut him off.
"Don't YOU start with this!"

Sans simply nodded "Yeah, But Puns in general are what I do best." He said with a wink

"Can I go get popcorn?" Grounder stupidly asked.
"No!" I yelled.
"Why not?"
"Because we're robots! We don't eat!"
"Who said I was going to EAT the popcorn?"
"Well, what ELSE would you do with it!?"
"This." he replied, taking a bag of popcorn from Hammerspace and shoving it into my face.
"That's does it!" I yelled, taking the bag from my face and flinging it back to him. It missed.
"HAHA! You missed me SUCKER!" he informed, laughing like an idiot. I threw the desk at him. It was hard to miss with something like that, which is exactly why I didn't. He crawled out from underneath the desk, a few springs flying off him.
"It's SPRING! Baha ha haaa!" I laughed, pointing to the springs.
"That's not even funny!" he yelled, tackling me.

Sans shrugged and walked off

It was yet another full-blown fight. Bolts, springs, and gears were flying in all directions.
"Will you two cut that out!?" Shard yelled, breaking up the fight.
"Your bickering is attracting unwanted attention!" He pointed to the animatronics staring in through the window, each holding popcorn and sitting as if the fight was a movie in a theater.
"Yeah, GROUNDER. Your bickering is STUPID." I informed, trying to blame it onto him.
"Yeah, but not as stupid as YOURS." he protested.
"At least MY arguments make sense!" I objected.
"At least I don't HAVE to make sense!" he yelled. I threw a pencil holder at him.

(Btw Sans will sometimes be on Night Guard, others not. so his replacement is gonna be... Flowey. Just because I think he's the one that wouldn't put up with even half the BS that Scratch and Grounder cause XD)

A simple flower appeared out of nowhere "Would you two idiots stop arguing already? I'm pretty sure you fools have a job to do that involves Those guys not getting inside." It pointed out

(Gotta admit, it's some hilarious BS though. xD)
"Who are you calling a fool!?" I demanded.

(Yeah...)

"Well, idiot, isn't it obvious?" Flowey asked hypothetically

"Hey! He's stupider than I am! HE'S the idiot!" I blamed, pointing to Grounder, who was laughing like crazy, not realizing that he was one of the "fools".

"I know that, but as a whole the only intelligence other than me here is Shard." Flowey stated

(What about non-threat Foxy? :o)
"He claims to be intelligent." I reminded, pointing to Foxy. (Not the in-game one. Gosh, these paradoxes get confusing. xD)
"Obviously he's not!" Grounder told.
"We're a lot BETTER! I mean, when have we EVER slipped up?" he asked, literally right before slipping on some sort of oil.
"Maybe you should've thought of a better choice of words!" I yelled, laughing.
"Maybe you should think before FALLING down on the job!" he retorted, pushing me.
"You BOTH have been falling down on the job! Now shut up!" Shard yelled.

"To be fair, He's literally just been watching the other Foxy." Flowey said (Completely forgot about that.)

(You forgot about your own character? xD)
I thought about saying something, but I decided to keep my beak shut.

Seeing that the arguing was over for the time being, the animatronics dispersed.

(Yes. XD I'mma just focus on Flowey for the most part)
Flowey simply was watching the monitor "So, Why are you morons here anyways?" He asked