I will use that final statement against you! So, while you go have a shower, I decide to reclaim what is rightfully mine.
I also write my name in permanent marker on the side of The Hill. Try and take it now you noob. :P
My Hill. =]

I walk up behind you and give you a hard boot off the hill, yelling ,"NOOB THIS!!!" as you fall off the hill, I casually paint over the permanent marker and sit atop the newly reclaimed

My Hill

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I hit playboy with his metal rod and push him in the river
My Hill

i pushed Lilly off of my hill

I call the Internet police. They arrest you for stealing virtual property, then I get my lawyers to persuade the Internet Judges that I am legally entitled to The Hill. Try and take it now...noobs. :P
My Hill.

I am the internet police and I say no.

My Hill.

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Since I was drowned in the river, my cyborg clone manages to activate as a failsafe. As it leaves the lab so that the automotons can revive me, it heads to the hill and immediately takes action. it fires .403 sable rounds into old Optimus Prime, devastating his body. It then turns to you and begins to pummel you off the hill. Now that you have been throughly incapacitated, It walks over to the Autobot leader and self destructs, destroying both of them at the same time. Now my fully revived self climbs onto the newly reclaimed

My Hill

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I don't care how unoriginal it is, but I nuke The Hill, destroying your army and casino. I tie you onto a rocket with a thick rope, and launch you into space. I then decide to rescue crazylinkguy from the volcano, and use a Revive and a Super Potion on him. He thanks me and decides I should keep The Hill. I say thanks and watch him walk away, while I stand on top of what is rightfully mine.
My Hill.

I set up a perimeter defense grid around the hill on my way out. I will let him have the hill.....

For now.....

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I falcon punch(SSBM/SSBB ftw. :D) a hole in the side of the volcano, and I throw crazy out before the volcano collapses and explodes, making crazy fly all the way back to The Hill, and me all the way to World 1-1(Super Mario ftw. :D), where I gather all of the 1-up mushrooms, super mushrooms, poison mushrooms and power stars...now I just need to find that cannon...
Not my Hill...yet...

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