I take out my pokeball and there comes my gengar , and u were frightened and ran off to antarctica , and I reclaim
My Hill

I somehow manage to avoid becoming turned into french toast. I use my waffle ray and turn you into a nice little snack that I promptly feast upon. I then reclaim...

My Hill.

Meow.
Hiss.
Cat attack you.
My hill.

Tosses catnip again.
soccer123 runs after it again.

My Hill

Meow.
Hiss.
Cat attack you.
Cat bored of catnip and not chase it.
My hill.

Ties cat to ceiling fan and turns on.
I'm not afraid of cats and any future attempts with one will be null.
Chases soccer123 off hill.

My Hill

I send out a dog. It eats your cat forever, and then chases you off
My hill

Gives sasoritama a coin for giving me the hill , he accepted , but that coin was a trap , and it changed him into a stone , by the way I reclaim
My Hill

im actualy the dark stone so i awaken as zekrom, and use my awsomeness to zap you off of,

my hill

I have 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 lives , and 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 heads , 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hands , 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 legs , i showed u them and u were frightened and ran of , so i reclaim
My Hill

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thank you for letting me own you with an Internet meme. :]
You realize that if you don't leave I will repeat the meme over and over and over and over...So, to prevent such a terrible fate you leave planet Earth forever. :o

In your absence I reclaim what is rightfully mine. :3
My Hill.

Bark.
Bite.
Dog attack you.
My hill.

HAHAHA!!! I have no fear of animals! Immune to the impending attack from soccer123, I contact animal services on him for repeatedly sending animals to attack the people on the hill and he is arrested!

I reclaim...

My hill.

I come up behind you with a small statue that looks like you, and hit you with it. The hill finds his humorous, and as it laughs you get swallowed by its huge mouth, and anoints me as ruler

My Hill

I USE TRANSFORM!
I TRANSFORM INTO A MONSTER THAT EATS YOU ALL!
MY HILL!(munch munch munch)