I'll hazard a guess with Paper Mario(there is HP and MP in it... D:)? xD
Anyway, I aim my missile launcher and lock on to all of those ellipsis you used, I fire and watch the missile go straight into your face and explode.
I then compliment you on your new signature, and sit next to your headless body on top of The Hill.
My Hill.

1, nope, not mario, two thanks for the compliment, but someone else designed it for me.

Grateful for getting a "head" of myself, my body begins to grow a new noggin. As you sit there, i quietly use my new eyes to find my trusty cyndaquill to light your backside on fire. Trousers torched, you run for the lake at the bottom of hill, forgetting that my massive Gyrados Minions await you. As you are promptly devoured, I reclaim,

My hill.

One, dang it I have no idea then I can't be bothered to Google it either so I'll let someone else get it. xD
Two, I know, "signature made by iHaZe z HD" kind of makes that fact obvious. :P
Three, I won't be able to own you and retake The Hill for about a month, I'm going away to Cornwall for the week, and the internet there is poor at best. And after that I have exams until the 24th. So you'd better miss me.
So until I get back, it is indeed Your Hill(unless someone else takes it ofc.).
Keep it warm for me. ;P

I'll do one better, dude. I'll hold the fort for YOU until you get back. I now place a flag declaring:

Codebreaker473's hill

OK CRAZY IS BEING BY HO-OH ,CODEBREAKER IS DROWNING ,I HAVE MY FLAG ON MY

HILL

I escape the Ho-oh and sneak up behind you. I send my articuno to grab you and fly you to sinnoh region. I then remove your flag and reclaim

My Hill

I feed your articuno and it betrad you and I told it to drop an atomic bomb on you nd claimed my hill

I just pushed u down and re-take my hill

I walk in and watch you all die, i'm back x] My hill, take it if you think you are man enough.

I ate Nakayomi and take the hill >:)

I tell Da Man's mom about him being naughty, he gets a slap.

My hill.

I drop 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 atomic bombs on dualot and reclaim my hill

I offered toogs a 10 coins , he accepted I reclaim
My Hill

I did not recive the 10 coins then I killed hari and I reclaimed my hill