Was it me? are you sure? I'm telling you, you saw a holographic projection. Something new from Itex. I was busy storming Bowser's Castle with Mario, when we get back, he fireballs you in the butt, and you run screaming off the hill to find water. I get

MY HILL.

PS: 5 coins to whoever names the book this is from.

The lapras I just caught 5 minutes ago uses water gun on the burning extremity and I then have all the pokemon caught within the past 12 hours to simultaneously blast you with everything they have, sending you flying to the Sinnoh Region. After applying an ABS pad to my posterior, I reclaim

My Hill

Sure, i use Zoroark to help me get back, and then, with the help of Eggman, i set up a new device to shrink you. Then i punt you to Unova, while you are still 5 inches tall. Get out of this one!

EDIT: 5 coins oppurtunity expired. The book was Maximum Ride

The shrink device effect fails after five minutes and I revert back to normal size and contact my buddies in the UNSC's ODST division. I land on top of the hill via drop pod an upon exiting from the craft unleash a massive barrage using all my collected pokemon on Eggman. His flying machine malfunctions from all the collective barraging and explodes, sending you and Eggman flying to Delta City where G.U.N. is waiting for the two of you and arrest you on a 25 to Life sentence. I then reclaim,

My Hill

Asks Obama To Put Me On Top Of Hill And Then Bring Out Entire US Army Navy To Gaurd Me ;D
myhill

Egghead and me bust out of prison, then i hack the computers, and use Chaos Control to go to the past. Then, instead of shrinking you, i use this
on you. You start running. I get

MY HILL.

Goes into psychotic frenzy over being rick roll'd and uses Dark Meteor Materia to devastate the surrounding twelve miles around the hill. Looking at the devastation, decides to switch to decaf and reclaims

my hill

I sneak up to crazy in a magikarp costume, he gets so scared he falls off the hill and falls on the tail of a gyrados in a nearby pond, with me egging it on as a once fellow magikarp, he gobbles up crazy ^^, which leaves me to reclaim.

My hill :)

Have you been reading my webcomic or something? ROFL. I give the Gyrados a bad case of food poisoning and it vomits me out. Unable to bear the smell, you run off groaning "I shouldn't have had eggs for breakfast." In not so magnificent fashion reclaim

My hill...

P.S. 5 coins to whoever can place the game and character quote was used.

I storm the hill and when you show your face, i use a transporter to send you to my virtual reality world. It's a clone of Sonic 1, except that YOU are Sonic. Have fun. When you are done, you're transported into Sonic 2. Then, you are transported to IWBTG. That oughtta keep you off the hill for a year or so.

lol, im afraid i don't know that quote XD, which is a shame because if its my taste in randomness i should love its origin :).

Anyways, i luanch a water balloon at crazy which narrowly passes past his ear and lands on a patch of earth behind him, thinking he is safe he gives a great sigh of relief, not realising a huge willow tree has sprouted behind him, and much like the womping willow in harry potter, is out to kill him ^. So as he runs for safety, i reclaim...

My hill (The tree is loyal to me ^^)

Using cheat codes, I break out of the VR world and immediately dodge the womping willow. Drawing my trusty wand, I yell "Imobulous" and the tree comes to a sudden halt. I then create a gateway sending the tree, Sergio and CybeastFalzar to Hogwarts, where they are immediately forced to work with Hagred cleaning Basilisk fodder out of the underground labyrinth Harry found in The Chamber of Secrets. In all my absolute nerdiness, I reclaim

My Hill

Oh rly? Hologram once again. while you are sleeping, i throw you to Metal Harbor... with the missle already launched. G.U.N. finds you and you go to prison. As for sergio, I go use the Device to get him out. Then, when you are prison, you're forced to listen to this.

2 coins to whoever guesses what "The Device" is from.
You Got A Hill!

Sonic 06 is my guess where eggman used the chaos emeralds to send Sonic, Tails and Knuckes through time (even he couldn't tell for sure) Anyway, I use an escape rope before G.U.N. arrived and left a Kage No Bushin as a decoy and conveniently qrrive qt the hill, where I had altered the missile trajectory via wireless interface to come down right on top of you. Completely blasted to viridian city, I climb up and reclaim

My Hill

I pull down the toilet paper until it piles up and makes a new hill
my hill :p