You're a nub. :D
However, I cannot reclaim The Hill as I am leaving, to go to Cornwall again, have fun without me. :P

I have to post again or my post won\'t show. :/

Venusaur used Hyper Beam on everyone and everything on the hill and destroys everything on the hill,I climb up and claim.
My hill

I stepped off the hill for 9 hours to go to work. Noticinc that the competition has been erradicated, I casually take aim with my sniping weapon and fire rotten eggs at you from outside the effective range of all your pokemon's attack. Unable to bear the putrid odor, you run away to escape the noxious fumes. Pitting on a respirator, I casually begin cleaning the not-so-freshly reclaimed...

My hill

Venusaur used Hyper Beam on everyone and everything on the hill and destroys everything on the hill,I climb up and claim.
My hill

I sue you for hurting the hill, and win, as I used a good lawyer, and put up hyperbeamproof walls to prevent your venosaur from harming me, and take a nap on,

My Hill

Feraligatr used Hydro Cannon on you!
Sasoritama fainted!
Feraligatr gained back my hill!

Crazyguylink uses Dropkick!
It was super effective!
soccer 123 takes 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 points of damage!
soccer123 turned to goop!

My Hill!!!

Feraligatr used Hydro Cannon on you!
Crazyguylink fainted!
Feraligatr gained back my hill!

For constantly reusing the same attacks over and over with no new original means, the Hill banishes you from it's peak. With you no longer there, I climb and reclaim...

My Hill.

Meow.
Me a cat.
My hill.

because you put up no defences, I just walk up and push you off, making a large wall impervious to pokemon attacks, wth a large french toast army to protect the king of

My Hill

Meow.
Hiss.
Cat attack you.
My hill.

Tosses Catnip.
Soccer123 runs in pursuit.

My Hill.

As you forgot about my french toast, it eats both of you and I sit upon my syrupy throne atop

My Hill