I set up two teleporters close to each other and push crazy through, I then push that teleporters closer so that they're connected, and thus, crazy cannot get back out from where he has been sent to, as going through the teleporter will simply send him back through the other. :3

My hill

i toke sergio's jacket and kicked it off the hill he ran after it My Hill

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I sit on the inactive teleporter pad, staring at the words "Program coding failure" flashing on the screen. Oh, the irony.
Hmm...what to do...I can't get back to take The Hill...unless...I wonder if that distress signal button on the teleporter does anything. *Presses button*
*Stares in awe at what appears in front of the teleporter on the barren rock of the asteroid I got teleported to.*
*Gets into empty Spaceship and starts to fly back to Earth, where The Hill badly needs me to retake it.*
But for now it isn't My Hill, enjoy this rarity while it lasts.

Pushes johny off the hill. Takes teh hill since code isn't there to take it :3

My hill :)

Computer, aim every cannon, laser and water-bomb at Sergio! "Aiming everything, please wait..."..."Everything aimed at Sergio, loading cannons, charging lasers and filling up water-bombs, please wait..."..."All weapons aimed, locked and loaded." Right, now fire! *Cannons, lasers and water-bombs all get fired at Sergio, after everything stopped firing, there is a big crater on top of The Hill where Sergio used to be.*
Now...to wait...and destroy anyone else who tries to take The Hill, and when they are all gone, nobody will take The Hill from me ever again!
Computer, target and destroy anything that tries to take The Hill, until I say so. "Command received, defending The Hill." Also, send out some drones to find and attack Crazylinkguy, lilly, johnnyboy and anyone else who has taken The Hill from me. "Command received, sending attack drones." Ok, now I'm leaving in a small battleship, and activate the nucli-shields. I don't want anyone getting up here. Send out some defense drones to guard the inside and outside of this ship, just in case...The Hill will me mine forever soon...

Oh the irony, since the teleporter that sent me to where I am is linked to last known location. I teleport back and end up IN your battleship. Now, since you did not tell the drones to be cautious of where the targets are, they all attack the massive space warcraft. The ship immediately fires back on them destroying all the drones, but it's weapons were all but destroyed on the aft side of the ship. I pull out my trusty tool kit and and do the job I do best... Demolition on the engine! The power systems start to overload and the ship immediately goes into self destruct. I run out the rear exit while you come in the front to see what caused the unexpected battle between your two battle elements.

Unfortunately, when you find out the ship is about to blow, there is only one second left and it detonates, sending you not to your death, but instead flying all the way to the Gurhal System where you will be forced to work in the Moatoob Mines for the rest of your days! I then reclaim

My hill.

Lol. xD
I thought that method was foolproof...D:
Anyway, I collapse the mines by destroying the support beams, then while everyone is distracted, I sneak into the private Space Cruiser and fly back to Earth. I then activate a special teleporter on the Cruiser, that allows me to teleport back into the Cruiser if I fly too far from Earth. So then I decide to sneak up behind you, as you stand proudly on The Hill, and put your head in a shark tank. I then kick your body into an incinerator.
My Hill.

What you didn't expect was that you needed to turn the incinerator ON first. As well, the sharks don't eat junk food. Wet and angry, I decide to get payback. With a mighty roar, I lift you up and toss you down the hill, where you encounter a mighty army of angry Badger and snakes. While they pummel you, I retake

My Hill

I use the magical rainbow text to revive me and destroy your army. I then use it to kick you from the top of The Hill and into a giant bottle of water.
My Hill.

Ooooh! Naya! *Glug, glug, glug* Ah. THAT was refreshing *burp* Now, time for payback. I climb up the hill that you have surprisingly left UNGUARDED... And do the unthinkable! I draw forth the awesome power of of the Pokeverse and summon the worst fate imaginable! I turn all your pokemon into MAGIKARP!!! Now completely and utterly defenseless! I have Pikachu's bombard the hill with Thunder, and send you blasting off like Team Rocket in the anime! I set up a large military encampment and fortify

My hill!

Also note that I set up ample protection that you can not Set up me the bomb, so Zero Wing references are futile!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

Pfft.
You just gave me the ultimate weapon. I bring forth my army of Magikarp and get them to all use Splash on your military encampment.
Needless to say, it was Super Effective.
You and your encampment get washed away, into the sea. Surrounded by Gyarados.
Now, to guard The Hill is my army of Mudkips and my army of Magikarps. Beat that. >:3
My Hill.

You failed to expect that the Gyrados were mine to begin with. Your magikarp army stands no chance against the fully evolved brethren as they bombard the hill with Hydro Pump and Hyper Beam giving them the royal beat down! Your Magikarp are reduced to fish fillets in mere seconds and you run from the hill, fleeing for your life! Casually, I walk up and reclaim

My hill

You forgot about Mudkip. >:D
They come back to The Hill for revenge. They eat you, and they also eat your Gyrados. Now technically, it was Mudkip that took The Hill.
Mudkip's Hill.

Ah. So I heard you Liek Mudkips! Well, what you didn't plan was the armada of Skarmory I called in for reinforcements. They Liek Mudkips too... with a side of tartar sauce! They devour your army and once digested, well... I won't get into graphic details, but I'm back! So,

My Hill...

I think I need a shower :P