Oh whoops, I'll just take than one then. *Push*
My Hill.

I return from the push and ready my army of mindless robots. They charge in and attack when suddenly they malfunction and shut down. While you're trying to figure out just WHAT exactly happened, I sneak up behind you and shove you off

My hill

I team up with Kayne, we both carry you to the nearest bottomless pit and throw you down it.
My Hill.

Oddly enough... I hit the bottom and climb out. I then call my Girtina to give you the royal beatdown. As you run away in sheer panic at the massive (But unbeknown timid) Pokemon, I reclaim

My hill

Since I cannot think of anything witty to use as my reclamation of The Hill I will simply take it instead.
My Hill.

Fair enough... *shove*

My hill

Nice reclamation. xD
Hmm...should I be original or not? Eh, I'll be unoriginal until I can think of something original...
So...here we go...I call an air-strike on you, you get blown into space and I reclaim The Hill.
My Hill.

I fall back into the atmosphere, superheating from the re-entry and crash right on top of you, sending you clean to the lava tower where you have no choice but to fight your way out. Standing in the area where I crashed, I reclaim

My Hill...

And my crater :P

I fill the crater with dirt and bury you alive. I then put a large stone on top of the fresh dirt and cover the rest of it with cement, trapping you there for all eternity!

HA-HA! MY HILL, GREG!!!

Ugh... Tell me I'm adopted... Wait... I am! Fine then. I manage to bypass your little trap by digging out the side of the hill that you neglected to cover and quietly sneak up on you with a bean burrito from Taco Bell. Knowing from experience what will happen when the allergy kicks in, you run to find a bucket. Tossing the snack I got for you into a nearby waste basket, I sit atop

My Hill!

Oh...

"May 01, 2011 1:32:26am""chaos13" Wrote:  I fill the crater with dirt and bury you alive. I then put a large stone on top of the fresh dirt and cover the rest of it with cement, trapping you there for all eternity!

HA-HA! MY HILL, GREG!!!

Ha ha... Very funny squirt. Three things. 1) If you put this much effort into your schoolwork, You might finally get an B on your report card, 2) you used my tags as a screen name? That means a lot to me. Seriously 3) If dad found out you were on the computer at 1:30 AM, you would be SO grounded! I'll keep it low key THIS time, but next time you had better go to bed on time!

I fire the Ion Cannon and a Nuclear Missile, and also activate the Rift Generator. The Ion Cannon, Nuclear Missile and the Rift all hit The Hill (which you are standing on) at the same time. Interestingly, The Hill is not destroyed even though everything around it for 1,000 miles (Including you) is. Therefor, I decide to walk to the top and have a picnic on what is now...
My Hill.

I pay my respects to my now late clone and decide to exact my revenge! I sneak up on you and while you are eating, power my Ki into my hands. By the time you notice, I Kah-Mae-Ha-Mae-ha you into oblivion! I casually reclaim

My Hill

Very nice retake. :)
I thought I would never see someone worthy of the full computing power of the 25 Mudkips that live in my head take The Hill from me...well...apart from Sergio that is. xD
Now, by the time you finish reading this, I will have chopped your head off with my Katana, threw both your head and body into a pond near the bottom of The Hill and have put up an automatic crossbow turret to guard your dead body.
My Hill.

Ah-ha! A Worthy foe!

climbing out of the water and Muttering "Not again" I causally sew my head back on. Readying my Kunai and Siurkin, I let loose a devastating onslaught of projectile blades, slicing the ropes on the turrets, rendering them useless. I then send Wheezing to cover the area with smog and you flee, choking for air. Once the cloud clears, I reclaim

My Hill

I decide that instead of bombarding you with a cluster bomb as I originally planned, I should try a different approach.
I drive you insane with this video; [you must login to view links].
I then welcome you to the insane community of Pokemon Creed, you therefor must leave The Hill to go to your welcoming party on the surface of the Sun. Since I do not have to attend because I was the first member, I decide to take back The Hill.
My Hill.