I poo out the hill and sit on it,and you die from being digested.MY HILL

Since your hill is icky, I find a better one and fill out the paperwork to make it the new hill, and therefore it is

My Hill

I walk over to the new hill and poo on it.
My hill.

I make you clean it up, and you leave in shame. Upon your leaving, you give me

My Hill

I punched you with the help of a famous boxer , you fainted.I reclaim
My Hill

I poo on you.
My hill

I write my name on it, since yours isnt on it, it is

My Hill

I use Kah-mae-ha-mae-ha and send you flying into orbit. I casually barricade the hill completely making it immune to Poo attacks and fortifying it with laser mounts, missile pods and heavy assault combat machine gun turrets. This is promptly followed by laser defense systems, electric fences and minefields. Taking careful watch of the seismic, sonar, radar and oscillatory sensors, I stand careful sentry of the now impenetrable...

My Hill.

I use intant transmission to break my molecules down to light, then appear right behind you. I then hit you with a rubber chicken until you surrender

My Hill

I serve a Dr. Pepper and a large pizza to the only person with enough gall to hit me with a rubber chicken on...

Sasoritama's hill!

I hit crazy on his head , he is fainted , now I put him in a box and parcel him to switzerland. Now i reclaim
My Hill.

I wake up in the box before the delivery guy shows up to pick up the package. Enraged, I bite you in the arm! You run off to get a tetanus shot. I then reclaim...

My Hill

/surprise attack
Scared at my sudden appearance, you flee.
I surround The Hill with laser fences, I then stand victorious on top of My Hill.

I sneak up from UNDER the hill. I use a dragon uppercut and send you flying onto the opposite side your defenses. Forced to do nothing more than look in, I stand atop...

My hill!

I dig a tunnel to the top of the hill and bury you in it.
My hill