You fail to remember one fatal flaw in your plan... I HAVE FARIES!!!

I use one up (Thankfully Navi... she was starting to annoy me...) And rise again to my feet. I call upon my mighty army of Zora, Goron, Kokiri and Hylian warriors to engage you in battle, all armed with magic armour making them immune to attack damage. They strike down your army and as you sit there surrounded, I deliver the final blow, ending your ever so brief reign. I then place the triforce emblazoned flag with the pokemon creed banner flying atop...

My Hill!

you forget the power that is ME. We have all danced in fire looking through the screen not sure how long we've waited as the eggman watches. I summon the power of super sonic, super shadow, and super silver. they revive me. u draw your sword to meet mine. my sword is too powerful and your sword snaps in half. sonic shadow and silver desperse to destroy your army. your army is in ruins. i kill all your faries mercilessly then land the final blow on u. crazyguylink is dead. your flag is burned and triforce is destroyed. Isn't it obvious the king of epicness would win in the end. it is now obviously
MY HILL

But you forget one small thing yourself... The LOAD GAME FILE!!!

I return, all my army, alive, faries restocked! We launch a surprise attack on your armada who thought us dead and slay sonic silver and shadow without mercy. During the confusion, you stumble over the body of one of your soldiers and fall on none other than your own sword! I cast the chaos emeralds into another dimension so they can never be used again! I now reclaim...

My Hill!

Save game (Y/N): Y
Save Game Confirmed

oh did i mention something about a time machine destroying dooplis? oh ya! You fail to realize the SOL emeralds still exist. Blaze the cat uses them and turns into burning blaze. she revives my army, super sonic, super shadow, and super silver. They attack you. in the confusion, i use my time machine to erase the legacy of the ledgend of zelda. with no faires, no sword, no boomarang, and no bombs you are too easy to beat. your army was already driven back. with you in a slump, me and the super forms of sonic shadow blaze and silver finish you off. you fall dead once more. as the king of epicness always does, he wins (by the way, i'm talking about myself in the third person). As it was always meant to be this is

MY HILL

Load game (Y/N): Y
Game Loaded...

Ha! Now I have everything back and war rages on! The battle lasts for hundreds of years and neither side gains the upper hand. Finally it happens... We forget the reason we are fighting and abandon the hill altogether! The hill is now unmanned and unclaimed for millions of years when sonic, shadow, silver and everyone else involved has long parted from this life. Silently, the mysterious and almighty entity in a dog suit steps forth and plantsw a banner on top of...

Gir's Hill!

Would you like a taco with that?

ah gir. my favorite tv character (also avalible in video games). gir, if u know him well, is the easiest robot to trick. i trick him into being the "EVIL MINION I HAVE SO RIGHTFULY DESERVED." i command gir to, "CAST OFF YOUR AMAZIG DOGGIE RUES AND REVEAL YOUR MIGHTY ROBOT FORM. GIR DEFENSIVE MODE," i shout. gir then makes a cupcake in his head the epicness and legacy of the invader zim series is mine. "OH YAAAA." did i forget to mention it is undoubtedly the king of epicness always wins and that it is and always will be

MY HILL

The latest polls shows that your King of epicness rankings fell eighty-three levels overnight, thus no longer making you the King of Epicness. Ashamed at the sudden decrease of rank, you peacefully turn the hill to me, terefore making it again...

My Hill

my amazing powers alow for me to use my TIME MACHINE. i rig the polls for king of epicness. the throne is mine along with
MY HILL

i use my time machine to go back before you claim your throne and killed you and reclaim

my hill

little did you know i exist in all dimensions. so i command gir to kill you

MY HILL

Unfortunately, The police found out about you rigging the polls with through the fail safes I put in place. Not only have you been arrested, But you have your epic licence revoked permanently until declaired otherwise by me (and I have to type it, no one else :P ) While you sit in a high security prison in the Nubs Block, I stand, reading the terms of release atop...

My Hill (These terms seem a little harsh to me. Wanna negotiate? The terms, Share King of epicness status for 1 Month with me and you're free to go, legal binding contract)

i'll share

i escapes

MY HILL

by the time you escape i have taking control of gir. and tell gir to go kill you

my hills

But you forgot about me completely. I reprogram Gir and he pounds you into an unidentifiable puddle of pulped gelatinous goo. I flush the mess down the toilet as I make a fresh batch of my famous Grilled Magikarp Fillets with All Sauce (I did create a sauce that holds this name) Atop...

My Hill

Hmm...I need a castle...and a Hill...Oh, look, there's one over there with a crazy person waving a Master Sword about on top of it.
This won't be even slightly dangerous!
I walk up to the crazy person with the Sword, and give him nine billion rupees for The Hill, including a castle on top that he will build for me. :3
After the construction is complete and I had checked everywhere for traps, finding none, I let the crazy link person wonder off into the woods. I then create a moat around the castle and fill it with lava. I then build a trap above the drawbridge that drops lava from above one of my castle's battlements.
Also, the crazy person somehow managed forget about his Master Sword, which I now wield.

My Hill!