i come from ocean with my friend "BlUe WhAlE" blue whale attacks you with Hydro Cannon , you blast off to mars , by the way I reclaim
My Hill.

mars is my minion

it crashes ito you

you die

VIVA EL KING DE EL NUBS
by the way crazyguylink, in spanish (which i speak) King is masculine and therefore gets the masculine form of la which is el. checkmate!

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Hill you are sitting on turns out to be Doopliss!
He steals your identity and runs off with it.
While you chase him and try to recover your identity, I reclaim The Hill.
I get chain-chomps and Shy Guys to guard The Hill.
My Hill!

sonic the hedghog [you must login to view images] kills the shy guys and chain chomps and gives me my identity back
VIVA EL KING DE EL NUBS.
MY HILL

Sonic turns out to be Doopliss too. :L
And what a surprise, he steals your identity again and disappears in a cloud of smoke.
While you try to go find him, I relax upon The Hill once more.
My Hill. ^^

the real sonic [you must login to view images] kills the fake sonic [you must login to view images] MY HILL

Have you ever seen what Doopliss can do?
He looks EXACTLY like the thing he's pretending to be.
The so called "real" Sonic was actually Doopliss, and you just got him to kill the real Sonic. Well done.
He also has the best boss battle music out of every Mario game ever made in my opinion.
Since you cannot own anything without having an identity, and because Doopliss still has your identity, I think it's safe to say it isn't your Hill, it's...
My Hill.

tails [you must login to view images] kills dooplis
MY HILL

tails flies you around and drops you in a lake full of alligators.
MY STINKN' HILL!

As you said, The Hill now stinks.
You run from the smell because it is so bad.
I walk back, with a gas mask to reclaim My Hill.

my time machine starts working. The WWI U.S. Army attacks you. As their General I take
MY HILL

Pfft.
I steal your time machine and go into the future, get some super advanced weapons, come back, pwn the attacking American army from World War 1, pwn you, pwn you some more, send you back to a time before the Earth was formed, leave you stranded in space, come back and reclaim My Hill once more.

sonic saves me and warps me and my army back. while i was there i picked up some Storm troopers from star wars. My new army consisting of the American WWI Army, Sonic, and storm troopers pwns you so bad the hill rejects you.
VIVA EL KING DE EL NUBS
MY HILL

Well , i didn't die , it wa my kage bunshin no jutsu , which was busted by mars.
Then Sonic , American WWI Army , Storm Troopers , all get tired fighting for you , so the go to their respective places.
You have no one to defend you weakling , by the way I have my Rasen Shuriken.
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At seeing this you run off , but the Rasen Shuriken tracks you down , and cuts you into 100 pieces.
I see this sitting on
My Hill

quseft, Sonic is dead, you fail. ^
Also, nub with the over sized random image.
I slap you with a wet Mudkip.
You spontaneously combust.
My Hill.