I tell you there is someone challenging your title of king of Nubs,
angry, you run of to defeat him an in your absence I claim,

My Hill

code, you fail, because with the power of the chaos emeralds, sonic can be revived, so whatever you said before has no meaning.
VIVA EL KING DEL NUBS
MY HILL

Pfft, I eat Chaos Emeralds for breakfast. Plus, I still have Doopliss on my side and he's pretty much unstoppable.
So, while Doopliss goes and kills Sonic again, I introduce your face to my sledgehammer. :o
I then give you a little badge with the words "I'm a noob." written on it.

Now, I can finally relax upon The Hill.
Also quseft, you fail more because you didn't notice sasoritema's post above you. :3
My Hill.

I sneak up on you, steal your sledgehammer and quickly follow with making you better acquainted with it. Discarding your body off the steep slope, I reclaim...

My Hill.

using my time machine i make it so dooplis never existed by sneaking into nintendo's head office building and ruining early sketches of him. DOOPLIS DOSEN'T EXIST ANY MORE. The chaos emeralds surge with power. Sonic, Shadow, and Silver turn into their super forms and kill crazyguylink. I build the empire of Nubland around MY HILL. VIVA EL KING DEL NUBS. =P to all unworthy nubs.

Luckily, I had a fairy! I draw my master sword and cut down silver, sonic and shadow in one fell strike and then turn my blade on you. I then take the chaos emeralds and cast them into the dark word and use the triforce to seal them off for all eternity. Quickly, i destroy all three pieces of the triforce into 16 pieces each and scatter them to the farthest reaches of the universe. I then sit back and casually drink lon lon milk on top of...

My Hill.

The Hill changed it's idea , it only accepts people who are normal , and i am a normal man , so it throws epic crazy and makes me sit on it
My Hill

The hill got bored and threw you off! I climb back to the top and tie myself to it!

My Hill!

*Wakes up at the bottom of a steep slope*
Stupid sledgehammer...>.<
I use a potion on myself, and then use an escape rope to get back up on top of The Hill.
I then walk slowly behind crazy...and crush him with my sledgehammer. Repeatedly. Over several hours.
I then sit down and hide my sledgehammer so nobody can steal it and use it against me again.
Finally, I lazily throw down some landmines around the Hill, and go to sleep.
Also, in case quseft tries to reclaim either The Hill or my title as King of Nubs, I put my flag on top of The Hill with my royal seal on it, and a 100 mile high electric fence around The Hill.
My Hill.

I use another fairy and come back to life! Since the landmines were set up around my body, there was a wide area that did not place me in the effective radius. I then sneak up on you and use the next best thing to a sledgehammer... My MEGATON HAMMER!!! I repeatedly bash you for twice as long as you bashed me and toss you like a Frisbee all the way to Unova region. I then kill the power to your fence and swap the flag with mine, therefore reclaiming...

My Hill!

I challenge you to a match of super smash bros. brawl. you choose link and i choose the fastest character in the game (obviously sonic). sonic does a homing attack on link. link fails to deflect the attack. while link writhes in agony sonic taughnts him saying "you're too slow." Link gets up in anger and throughs an bomb at sonic. just before the bomb exploded, sonic smashed an smash ball. super sonic zooms across the screen and deffeats link epicly. while you cry in deffeat i reclaim nubland desecrating codebreaker's flag. VIVA EL KING DEL NUBS

MY HILL

i was to lazy to come up with a story so you, feeling pity on my, grant me the hill and leave on a trip around the world to pursue your dreams.

My Hill

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Ah I got a idea
I use my kekkei genkai (sealing powers of uzumakis) to seal you inside a stone.
You try to break the stone but fails , while I am about to re-claim the hill , you find an axe and break the stone , and come out. Then I make a kage bunshin and use the dead demon seal , the clone busts with you inside it , I see all this atop
My Hill

i come back from my trip around the world and see you've taken power. I use the omochoa gun (shadow the hedgehog the video game) to shoot u down and out of power

MY HILL

I reverse the polarities of the chaos emeralds and they shoot ambient energy into shadow, sonic and silver, reverting them to puddles of liquified goo. Seeing the results, I turn the new weapon on you and revert you to the same state. Setting up motion activated mounts to this new cannon, i stand perfectly fortified in...

My Hill.